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Birthmark

A mark given to someone at birth by God because he decided it should grow on that person in the certain place. Sometimes they look really cute and attractive and are not moles. Most people who have them don't like them but it usually makes them more appealing cause they are different than the rest of us cause they are more special.
Person 1:Did you see that mole on Ashlynne's face?
Person 2:Dawg that ain't no mole, thats a birthmark aka beauty mark.
Person 1:Oh yeah you're right cause she looks so pretty with it.
Person 2:I know shes perfect and to top it off she has that beautiful birthmark on her face to make her look even more beautiful. Can I call her an angel?
by Ashlynne's lover August 8, 2014
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Birthday Brother

A male who shares the same birthday as you. You were born on the same day of the same year. Even though you are not true brothers, this is a significantly close bond
See also Birthday Sister
Brady: Happy Birthday James.
James: Happy Birthday to you too, Birthday Brother.
by Pablo2342 May 31, 2010
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give birth

have a shit -very much like being in labor, complete with "trimesters" and 'pain' (i feel the 'baby' kicking!!)
i was seriously pregnant, and knew i'd better rapidly get to a toilet and give birth!

i was in my third trimester, and having intense labor pains!

i got to a toilet just as the 'baby's' head came out, and then i proceeded to give birth!
by michael foolsley December 31, 2009
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Birthday wish fishing

When you wish happy birthday to mere acquaintances who are your friends on facebook solely because their birthday is shortly before yours. You do this because you want them to return the birthday wish and increase your birthday wall posts. If their birthday was any other time you would not even consider it.
Loser: Why didn't you wish me happy birthday yesterday? I wrote on your wall last week on your birthday.

Non-loser: I don't even know you loser, you were obviously just birthday wish fishing.
by itaub1 December 15, 2009
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Post-birth Abortion

Frank: Karen got convicted of murder
Joey: or as she called it post-birth abortion
by Blitz Craig June 14, 2018
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Birth Certificate

Your official diagnosis of Life. See Birthday.
Your birth certificate shows your diagnosis of Life, with the time and date that you got it.
by Help stop spreading the disease September 13, 2006
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birther

A person who believes that Barack Obama has controversy and/or fraud surrounding his birth, though all theories have been either rejected or proved false.
The birthers gathered on the steps of the Supreme Court - all 20 of them.
http://hotair.com/archives/2008/12/09/birthers-get-another-lifeline/
by Nina Stratton December 20, 2008
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