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Philip's Big Book of Random Facts 

The inexplicable recalling of random pieces of information by Philip.
How do you remember that obscure detail from an episode that is over 20 years old? This is just another thing to add to Philip's Big Book of Random Facts.
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Big Bag of Dick 

A phrase meaning to viciously beat another with an imaginary gathering of phallysus. Normally only used under the most ludicrious circumstances.
Dude, you keep that up and I will beat you with a Big Bag of Dick!

big rigs: over the road racing 

Okay, in all seriousness, it's should not even be called a game.
Want to rip someone off? Send them Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing as a gift.

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing 

The best video game of all time. Yeah, that's right. Better than FFVII, LOZ: OOT, anything you think of. The game was truly a masterpiece. Now, why is it such an excellently crafted work of art that should be placed in a museum? Let's analyze it. First off, the physics are incredible. The game carries a surreal, unrealistic driving style that is actually much better than games that contrast. This means that you can drive through walls, up hills, through bridges, and much more with no issue at all! The developers obviously knew that what a racing game needs in order to be great is the option of free roaming. Every map consists of unlimited space for players to drive around, even letting them go into the depths of nothingness! The music is amazing. I would like to praise the composers of this game's soundtrack, for they are one of a kind. It is varied and memorable. Did I mention it's excellent? The graphics are really well done, in fact they are so well made that they can be compared to the games of today. Another thing to mention is that the game is also educational: it distinguishes the difference between "your" and "you're," by stating "You're winner" whenever you win a race against the commendable AI. Please, if you have some spare money left, go out and buy this game. For some reason, it's really cheap, despite being so- who am I fooling with this? Big Rigs is quite possibly the worst game ever made. When Superman 64 is better, you know you've made an atrocity.
Person 1: Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing is amazing!

Person 2: Yeah, I know, right?!

Both: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Big Four Of Melodeath 

Big Four Of Melodeath :

In Flames = Metallica
At the Gates = Slayer
Dark Tranquillity = Megadeth
Soilwork = Anthrax

People only like In Flames' early albums
Lots of people like DT the most out of the 4
AtG have one really popular album that influenced a ****load of bands
And none really cares about Soilwork

Bob: In flames is awesome
Tim: Yeah so is the other Big Four Of Melodeath At the Gates, Dark Tranquility, and Soilwork
Bob and Tim: \m/
Big Four Of Melodeath by knixx January 4, 2009

a big pile of poo in a urinal 

Professional incompetence or dishonesty.
George W. Bush's foreign policy is just a big pile of poo in a urinal