ghetto blaster

The term for the sort of low quality smoking device one is sometimes forced to make when one wants to smoke but has no pipe. ghetto blasters are often made from plastic bottles and tin foil, as well as a whole host of other random materials (a snorkel and an avocado, for instance)

entomologically, it's origin comes from the term for a low quality stereo... it is used by white kids in an effort to sound cooler by using terms that make them sound like they are from the streets.

1. "ghetto blaster" is a very stupid term that i hate, but everyone in my town insists on using it

2. aw maaan... you didn't bring a pipe?! guess we're gonna have to make a ghetto blaster.

by Ümbra August 14, 2004

master blaster

where a dude splits a rock with a crackhead while she sux his dick.

Yeah I got a rock I'll smoke wit you but I need to get a master blaster.

by charlie February 28, 2004

groin blaster

A groin blaster is when you have an erection, and then you pull your legs together towards your groin really fast. This causes a painful rush of blood to the penis.

I gave myself the ol' groin blaster

by dmby.com March 28, 2005

Chocolate blasters

An african american female tits that are completly beyond average size and just overwhelm all that see them

damn bro, you see those chocolate blasters on that black honey

by WAWA Young Gun January 6, 2011

Clash blaster

An extremely overpowered weapon in Splatoon 2. This thing fires 5 shots per second and takes 3 shots to splat. Also paired with splat bomb and sting ray. Clash blaster neo is 10x worse with the ability to gain a huge advantage in modes like rainmaker and tower control. You also need no aim for this weapon. It’s as if this is an instant win button. It’s really good in turf war despite blasters being the worst class for it. One of the most hated weapons in the community. Fun when you use it, not fun against it.

If only clash blasters were removed in splatoon 3…

by deadhamstercore May 9, 2022

ghetto blaster

1) n. a car stereo in an urban setting
2) n. slang for a rocket launcher disguised as a cheap boombox (see James Bond movies)
3) used as slang by whiteboys who want to sound like they haven't been in suburbia for all 16 years of their lives

Muh ghetta blaster can break windows across town wit it's bass - aww yea foo.

by Brian Kressin December 24, 2002

sand blaster

After a long day at the beach you fart in someone's face, thus blasting sand all over their face.

Her face was pink and raw after receiving an unexpected sand blaster.

by The Spot Formerly Known as G August 4, 2007