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beyonce

Definitely a great singer. But as far as looks she is overrated. Beyonce is flat chested and has ZERO ass. She has hips and big legs.

Men...distinguish the difference. You want ass? Take a trip to Mississippi and look the hell around.

Anywho, Beyonce's acting needs work although she is a PERFECT singer/performer.

I just wish the bitch would stop being Miss Booty. Uh...my damn granma has more booty than Beyonce. Thanks. :|
Girl 1: I wish I looked like Beyonce.
Girl 2: All you need is a blond weave, some pale makeup, and a couple of guys to falsely accuse you of being " bootylicious "
by Paris. June 30, 2006
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Beyer

A school in Modesto, California whose population could easily be described in quite the same way as the population of the rest of Modesto.

If you go to Beyer you are most likely Mexican and either A.) Into drugs or B.) Into sports.
Anyone else is usually a manga nerd, and there's manga nerds who are also into drugs and sports anyway.

Beyer has some decent sports programs and a decent music program, but no one outside of Modesto cares or notices.
Barely anyone IN Modesto notices.

Beyer is constantly making their rules more strict, which has no affect on the students' habits of misconduct.
The teachers and staff try endlessly to convince themselves and each year's freshmen class that Beyer is the best school in the state. This says something about the teachers, considering how they lie so blatantly to the students.

The most predominantly used words in Beyer's vocabulary are most likely: "hella," "fuckin'," and "D-36"
(D-36 is the disciplinary office)

The most commonly used phrases in Beyer are most likely: "I forgot my lanyard!" and "Fuckin' campo is hella dumb!"

All in all, Beyer is pretty much just like the rest of Modesto.
Person One: "What team did our school totally cream last week at the football game again?"
Person Two: "Oh, that was Beyer."

or

Person 1: "Oh where did you go to High School?"
Loser Who Still Lives In Modesto: "...Beyer."
Person 1: "Oh..." (at this point the topic changes)
by BassTres October 21, 2011
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Beyonce

Rich, beautiful, pretty much what every girl dreams to be. Has flawless skin, teeth, eyes, hair.

Has a great body with curves that grab everyone's attention.
I really want to meet Beyonce, do you think I have a chance?

Mate, if she kisses Jay Z's lips everyday you can do anything.
by 1inABillion April 4, 2015
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Beyranvand

My ass hole hurts from last night because I had a Beyranvand
by Tbesold March 4, 2012
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Beyoncé

(verb) to take something average and make it so much better than everything else.
She totally Beyoncéd my essay during peer revisions.
by ace skylark November 12, 2012
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kanye-beyonce-taylor

a derivative of the game "rocks-paper-scissors" but instead using kanye west, beyonce, and taylor swift such that...

kanye beats taylor
beyonce beats kanye
and taylor beats beyonce
Dude A- yo! i want that last piece of bacon!
Dude B- no! i do!
Dude A- lets settle this over a game of rocks-paper-scissors
Dude B- thats SOO 2008, i play kanye-beyonce-taylor!
by Shreye Saxena November 8, 2009
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Beyonce's Body

A female who has the nice shape simular to Beyonce's body shape. Like the girl may have Beyonce'-Thighs
"That girl has a Beyonce's body"!
by Cherry Love May 28, 2006
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