Beyer 

A school in Modesto, California whose population could easily be described in quite the same way as the population of the rest of Modesto.

If you go to Beyer you are most likely Mexican and either A.) Into drugs or B.) Into sports.
Anyone else is usually a manga nerd, and there's manga nerds who are also into drugs and sports anyway.

Beyer has some decent sports programs and a decent music program, but no one outside of Modesto cares or notices.
Barely anyone IN Modesto notices.

Beyer is constantly making their rules more strict, which has no affect on the students' habits of misconduct.
The teachers and staff try endlessly to convince themselves and each year's freshmen class that Beyer is the best school in the state. This says something about the teachers, considering how they lie so blatantly to the students.

The most predominantly used words in Beyer's vocabulary are most likely: "hella," "fuckin'," and "D-36"
(D-36 is the disciplinary office)

The most commonly used phrases in Beyer are most likely: "I forgot my lanyard!" and "Fuckin' campo is hella dumb!"

All in all, Beyer is pretty much just like the rest of Modesto.

Person One: "What team did our school totally cream last week at the football game again?"
Person Two: "Oh, that was Beyer."

or

Person 1: "Oh where did you go to High School?"
Loser Who Still Lives In Modesto: "...Beyer."
Person 1: "Oh..." (at this point the topic changes)

Beyer by BassTres October 21, 2011

beyer 

the fucking gayest skool in the world located in HELL

a skool ful of stuck up bitches that think the world revolves around them and some girls so stupid they think the earth revolves around the moon, located in the deepest part in HELL

beyer by A Wise Worior Warrior February 7, 2005

beyer 

a fucking lame ass high skool that is full of preps and jocks

a high school with a ton of popular kids such as preps and jocks and very little stonner kids

beyer by tim January 28, 2005

Beyer 

A sea mammal whose natural habitat is the beaches and waters of the Nantucket Island group. Large and wildly hairy, Beyer sports strikingly vivid colors at all time. This is mainly due to the ever changing configurations of tie dye t-shirts and colorful chef’s pants. Beyer is a supremely talented wood-fire baker and has a commanding stage presence. Beyer’s powerfully angelic voice and charismatic song stylings have brought tears to the eyes of many an audience. Though typically very gentle and kind, Beyer’s tremendous size and strength are a serious deterrent to would-be attackers. Beyer can shot-gun a beer faster than you or anyone you know. Beyer migrate to Portland Oregon in early adulthoodhood and tend to be found in front of large wood-fired ovens or bringing down the goddamn house at karaoke bars. Superior in almost every way to straight, cis gendered men, Beyer is generally better liked and could drink any one of them under the table.

No connection to the high school.

May I buy you a whiskey Beyer?

Beyer’s hair is truly magnificent.

Hey Beyer, wanna go on a date to karaoke?

Beyer! Oh my god! Beyer don’t stop!

Beyer by Not Beyer June 22, 2018

Beyer High School

Beyer high school is the epitome of all happiness and hell, it can be fun with the programs like marching band, basketball, or robotics. But the actual learning is hell, there are some nice teachers though, but none like most other terrible teachers that scream cuss words at their students for quietly whispering.

Beyer high school is an okay school.

Beyer High School by chickennuggboi November 21, 2019

zack beyer 

A ginger leprechaun who owes me $30 and cant afford Cod MW

Why hasn't zack beyer been on MW lately

zack beyer by I want $30 November 21, 2019

Emil Beyer 

A monkey like humanoid creature, that lives off beer and creamed potatoes

OH NO! Emil Beyer is watching planet of the apes agian

Emil Beyer by WilliamTheBandit February 28, 2022