lobster bath

When you take a bath so hot, your skin turns red and you come out looking like a cooked lobster

"I'm going to take the hottest lobster bath after work tonight"

by Vicatha80 November 25, 2016

skank bath

When a woman uses only a wet wash cloth to clean herself up after sex.

After sneaking out to have sex with the neighbor Felicia only had time to take a skank bath before running home.

by Ampersand_Man January 23, 2017

Long Bath

When a woman says she is going for a “Long Bath” it’s an opportunity to masturbate without the kids bursting in. Also known as “Playing the Welsh Banjo”

“I’m just off for a long bath love, put CBeebies on and watch the kids for a bit”

by ImSpike March 1, 2021

sharpie bath

A reference to a popular anecdote/inside joke in the homestuck fandom, where a cosplayer took a bath in sharpie ink and alcohol to dye their skin grey.

Vriska cosplayer: ‘How are we going to get our skin grey?’
Terezi cosplayer: ‘What about a sharpie bath?’
Laughter ensues.

by backinthedark May 10, 2023

Whores Bath

Instead of taking a shower, one would use body spray or perfume to smell clean

Timothy opted for a whores bath when running late for work.

by BigfnRed August 2, 2020

Bath Faith

Discord mods when someone believes in bath supremacy.

.ban 69420666177013 bath faith

by Suzushina Yuriko March 6, 2022

Magic Bath

Using a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser on any and all parts of your body in a manner designed to briskly remove loose residue while surreptitiously deep cleaning.

Dude, I only have 3 minutes before Rose gets here and my armpits smell like rancid beef.

JMB, dude. (Just Magic Bath)

by SKi-stalski July 24, 2009