bar jean

The chick that looks like an STD linebacker, who sleeps with anyone in the bar. She is an Amazon woman who pretends to be drunk after one Corona, and loves younger men. She will let you fuck her anywhere, and if you can't find the wet spot, you are more than encouraged to roll her in flour. If you still can't find the wet spot anal is welcome. You can find this "lady" usually surrounded by the British. Has a bush like Sasquatch, and has the jugs of dolly Parton.

Did you see that bar Jean over there? She's on the prowl

by Kirk ass June 5, 2017

Bar Carp

A 2am girl at a bar that’s looking to hook up. Not a prized fish but easy to catch.

It’s closing time and all that are left are Bar Carp.

by The Bruce 32 April 21, 2018

Bar story

A story one tells to impress people, make friends, and/or attract potential partners in a social setting, often at a bar. Typically based on true lived experiences but exaggerated for dramatic effect.

-This one time I showed two Americans around São Paulo and they wound up in Cracolândia. They almost died!

-That is a bar story if I've ever heard one!

by IacobAlmançor May 21, 2018

Bar Wipe

The classic spaghetti western-style saloon fight move when one wipes the bar down with another person (preferably face first), effectively cleaning the bar top of all inanimate objects.

Guy #1: "So did you knock that drunk dude out?"
Guy #2: "Nah, he was way too drunk so I just gave him the ol' Bar Wipe."

by Martyr0ne June 8, 2018

Bar Rabbit

A person who hops bars most nights. Mostly adrenaline seeking night owls.

A: Hey did you see BD's snaps, he's been in 12 different bars in 3 nights
K: Yea he's a total bar rabbit

by BrenBarRabbit December 21, 2018

Bar whore

A basic bitch that goes to the bar to get laid.

Guy 1: wanna go to the Run tonight?
Guy 2: nah, that place is trashy
Guy 1: Nichole the local bar whore will be there.
Guy 2: ok, I need some poon!!!

by Kyky81 March 20, 2019

Bar Léger

This is the place where you go spend all your money with your whole family on the sketch slot machine. Corner of Leger and Rolland in Montreal North, where you get shot.

Bro we reach bar léger for some slots?
We go pull a solid rush at bar léger?

by LeoPetti September 19, 2019