Bird Baptism

You fucked something questionable Saturday night, so you get to church early Sunday morning and dip your bird in the Baptism bowl.

I think Stacy had the clap, so I did a Bird Baptism the next day.

by EmilyReiser February 23, 2026

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Filthy Baptism

She had me in her mouth, but just at the last moment I withdrew and gave her a filthy baptism.

by Darren and Cath November 13, 2025

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Secondary Baptism

When, while showering, you can smell the horrid stench leaving you

After that secondary baptism I’m never skipping deodorant ever again

by Sp33D King December 4, 2025

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Boston Baptism

Getting vomited on at a sporting event by a drunk fan

"Dude what the FUCK you drunk..." "Calm down man, you got your boston baptism! Welcome to the big leagues"

by E.M.V.J.J January 4, 2026

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Southern Baptist Church of Arkansas

A substitute term, used to label/slander Christian churches/denominations/beliefs which lack the legitimacy, sacraments or theological depth of mainline apostolic Christian churches.

This term is typically thrown around on social media by Christians who consider theology to be an important matter, and view Catholicism, Orthodoxy, or a trad-Protestant denomination as the "correct" denomination.

"Well it looks the Roman Catholic Church, which is apostolically founded, is heretical. The Southern Baptist Church of Arkansas holds the fullness of truth."

by Ion2170 January 6, 2026

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