someone who participates in the act of coitus interruptus with total disregard for clothing and furniture, typically resulting in some type of stain resembling a banana slug trail, often the perpetrator is hard to uncover, thus dubbing them a bandit.

ex 1
man 1: dude whats that on your shirt?

man 2: oh shit!!!

man 1: dude, you shoulda changed before you went out today

ex 2
Jeff: you don't want to sit on that couch, the banana slug bandit struck last night!

banana slug bandit by 1armwonder March 21, 2010

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jesus bandit

A person who takes jesus statues from churches and sells them for money to other churches.

Mike always leaves he's house because he's a jesus bandit

jesus bandit by Mr.Clean April 1, 2008

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Cock sucking ass bandit

a guy who likes to suck guys nobs and takes it up the ass, also can mean to finger himself whilst sucking on a dildo.

Sam Halliwell is a cock sucking ass bandit

Cock sucking ass bandit by Mystery March 21, 2004

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Ass Bandit

From the Oxford English Dictionary:

ass ban•dit
noun - vulgar slang (also ass burglar)
1. a male homosexual sodomite or pederast.
2. an eager seducer of young women

1. NAMbLA is composed entirely of ass bandits.
2. Carl, the 40-year-old man with a handlebar mustache and a receding hairline, is a creepy fucking ass bandit.

Ass Bandit by lovesmesumcake October 15, 2008

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