moist bagel

literally a damp bagel

this is a moist bagel

by Romoboi May 31, 2019

American Bagel

The act of sticking a calculator up into the rectal system of a complete stranger.

woah hold the American bagel there buddy.

by Zeroisbeyond February 24, 2022

Turd Bagel

A turd thats inside a Bagel and thats edible; also a insult of your choice

Omg what a turd bagel; ewwww smelly

by hahdgfggehhc February 2, 2020

Dough and Bagel

Meaning “sure thing”, used if you want to confirm something.

“Hey dude, wanna come surfing with me soon?”
“Dough and bagel, man.”

by skymelody August 11, 2019

puss bagel

a funny word used to insult someone

JON- ur a fag!
JACK- well ur a puss bagel!

by micheal watts January 9, 2008

Ariel Bagel

a toasted sesame bagel with sliced pickles inside

“hey can i get an ariel bagel?”
“what?! are you sure?”
“yeah man, don’t knock it till u try it. it’s actually really good”

by ari1234 January 1, 2019

slut bagel

a girl that has a lot of sex and likes bagels.

"That was really good sex. Let's go get bagels."

"Gosh, you're such a slut bagel."

by Slutbagel22 March 21, 2010