Ding Bat

A crazy individual

Man: Hey asshole!

Charles: Shut up ding bat, at least my mom doesn't suck cocks for a living.

by longranger August 28, 2003

Bat Wing

When your ball sack gets stuck to the side of your leg, generally happens when men sit down and are sweaty.

You sit down, and you can feel your ball sack stuck to your leg. You might say to your friend, "i've got bat wing".


If heard by some forign people, they , may assume that you are calling your ball sack, bat wing, because it is black and hairy, like a bats wing.

by Gandi, the shrivled raison October 10, 2008

Ass Bats

A custom built paddle used by a teacher or parent to paddle the ass of a brat child who will not behave.

Ms. Jones used one of her best ass bats when Johnny was pulling the girl's ponytail.

by Haldee February 27, 2017

crack the bat

Beating your fucking tallywacker you know dumbass your fucking penis cuz u need to cum hard as fuck

I'm gonna crack the bat on your face all night long

by Hatchetjuggalo June 8, 2020

bat ass

A red, swollen ass that is the result of being spanked with an ass bat.

Johnny was being a brat in school, so his teacher gave him a case of bat ass with her ass bat paddle.

by Haldee March 19, 2017

Brown bat

a turd that was laid while making the sound of a bat

Dude, I just took the biggest brown bat in the history of everything

by SwagPanda23 September 3, 2013

G Bat

It means “Sad Loser” in its native tongue. Mostly used as a derogatory insult.

YOU G BAT I CANT BELIEVE YOU WENT AND SOLD MY 8K WORTH OF POKÉMON CARDS!!!

by Weekeepeedia October 7, 2020