Boilermaker

A sexual position in which two men sit on each other's faces and crap in each other's mouth after anal.

Tony spread his legs over Doug's face preparing to give him the best boilermaker he had ever had, by laying a cable in his mouth.

by Brodie7777 March 27, 2017

Boilers License

When you have sexual intercourse with a woman or man twice your age.

Cunt 1: Fuuucccckkkkk bruh! I just got my fucken Boilers License!
Cunt 2: Fuck really mate?!?! Does she have a hot friend?

by Cunnyfuckwit June 6, 2016

Boilermaker

When you bang uglies with a sketchy partner who you may question to have "something" and quickly jump into a boiling hot shower to spread your nuts or labia much like the "batwing" and scorchthwm with extremely hot water and copious amounts of soap or bleach, to try and prevent the possibility of an std. - proven effective by former president Jacob Zuma of South Africa.

Holy shit, that Liberian tinder hooker was so sketch. I had to boilermaker my junk just in case. I have got to go to the pharmacy for a ciprofacin and penoscillin mix. You can never be too careful with these skit he ball proties.

by Dogcatcherdays February 10, 2019

Boilermaker

A man that offers another man a blowjob for a candy bar

Jeff offered Craig 100 grand for a boilermaker after work.

by Rmfb99 September 16, 2021

boilerplot

A claim made by someone about themselves that lacks credibility because they said it; when hearing it from another person would give it more credence.

James keeps saying he's the best at everything but it sounds like he's all boilerplot.

by cubiclemonkey February 21, 2025

Boilermaker Special

An oral sex act in which the man takes a rip of a vape, and then blows out through his nose while performing oral sex on the girl. For extra flair, the girl may scream “CHOO CHOO”

You’ll never guess what happened last night. I took this girl home thinking she was normal, and she asked me to give her the boilermaker special.

by blium March 24, 2025

BoilerMaker Rump Roast

When a boilermaker goes to the local butcher to get a cut of meat in the shape of a big fat cock. Usually from a cow, but can be from a sizable pig.

Dan had to witness Brent walk in with a boilermaker rump roast, he asked Brent if it would be smoked or seasoned, Brent replied that it would be lubed.

by InspectrumDave November 23, 2025