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average guy

Ironically, the type of dude who a girl can spend the rest of her life with. He could be standing right in front of her and she'll overlook him at first because girls have a tendency to fall for broken bad boys. The average guy is most likely to be friend-zoned unless you're Ron from Kim Possible. Props to an average guy who scores a girlfriend!

"Average" guys are actually the best guys. When a girl dates a boy like this, he becomes more than average to her.
Girl 1: Ugh I just got dumped by Trent.
Girl 2: He wasn't right for you. Don't you think Robbie is a better fit?
Girl 1: Robbie is just an average guy, though.
Girl 2: So? He treats you nicer! Give him a chance.
by CranberryKing December 4, 2017
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Amber Alert!

Term used to alert others to the presence of an attractive underage girl. Term is based loosely on the alert that goes out when a child goes missing or has been abducted.
by Tisfortodd February 19, 2008
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Batting average

n. The number of times a male has ejaculated by the actions of another person over the number of times he has masterbated.

Sexual actions/Masterbation= Batting Average

The higher the number the better; the lower the more the person needs to get out of his parents computer and actually meet some females.
1: Dude, I got a blowjob from Ashley last night!
2: Nice, your batting average is getting better every day you see that chick.
1: I know man, Im having a great season. Im really getting a hit almost every time Im up to bat.
2: Im jealous. My batting average is getting worse and worse since I signed up for that new porn site.
by Designated Hitter April 16, 2009
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average teen white girl

A species that goes on instagram every morning and makes their stupid duck faces and think they’re so sexy. These animals also beg for iPhones and are spoiled. They have boyfriends and probably will get pregnant by the age of 14. They are weird and annoying creatures.
The average teen white girl is sending nude pics to her boyfriend
by Litsavageboy November 20, 2017
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aperture

A female photographer's vagina.
"who's that with the camera?"
"Thats our wedding photographer Simone"

"mmm, bet she's got a perfect aperture"
by alberto_sanchez October 6, 2011
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advertexting

Promoting a product or service to a large group of people by sending a text message advertisement; usually done by a corporation or company.
When Verizon Wireless wanted to clear their inventory of Blackberry Curve phones, they started advertexting to their higher-paying customers.
by twittykitty April 25, 2009
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abertise

Going shirtless (men) or wearing tight or cropped t-shirts (women) for the sole purpose of showing off one's six pack.
Joe is working out in nothing but gym shorts again.

Yeah, he really likes to abertise when he pumps iron.
by Zumba gurlz October 5, 2010
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