Textual Assault

When a cry baby driver gets a phone number off the company truck & starts sending text messages calling names because they got butt-hurt by your driving

Woman says over text "Learn to fucking drive you pushed me over on the side of the road nice advertisement on your truck you're going to advertise like that then maybe you should drive like a normal citizen"

To get a reply of "Boo-hoo
Cry me a river, they even made a song about it years ago, retard"

Then she reply "I took a picture of the truck and now I'll take a picture of the text no one uses the word retard anymore except some illiterate ignorant asshole"

& gets the reply, "yo, that's textual assault"

by Ur an Embarassment 2 mankind August 3, 2023

meat assault

A human wave tactic, typical used by countries with large populations once they run out of armor and are too stubborn in war.

Used extensively in the Ukraine war after the first 3 weeks in the battle of avdiivka.

Used extensively in bakhmut by Wagner and storm Z.

World War 1 trench assaults were quite literally a war about this as a whole.

Used by the Chinese in the Korean war.

TL;DR you have millions of men and life is cheap to your command so they throw you with minimal training.

The Russians are running low on Armor and have sent wave after wave of Meat Assaults after running out of Armor in the area, Life is cheap.

by SomeRetard101 November 1, 2023

double-barreled common-law assault and battery

(not to be confused with regular, run-of-the mill domestic violence, which is strictly one spouse physically beating up the other)

when 2 common-law spouses start perpetrating physical domestic violence on each other at the same time during an argument and both require hospitalization for their injuries afterwards.

the recent case against Slava Voynov of theLos Angeles Kings is not, IMHO to be classified as domestic violence but as double-barreled common-law assault and battery, simply because both he and his girlfriend suffered significant injuries requiring hospitalization during the incident.

by Sexydimma October 23, 2014

assfart

a fart that comes out of your ass

i just had an assfart

by wah April 17, 2003

Assfucker

Slang for "asshole" When someone does something or says something that is not liked.

You are such an asshole

by Dubie March 25, 2005

Assburgers

A synonym for Asperger's Syndrome, a mental disorder in the autistic spectrum. It's a disorder whose symptoms come down to an inability to make small talk, so it's a non-issue. Anyone who claims to have Asperger's is an attention whore and probably loves kuro5hin.

I can't talk to anyone about my collection of lesbian furry porn. Not because I don't WANT to, but because I have assburgers (so bad.) I probably wouldn't have assburgers if I could move to Japan.

by Mandatory Douche December 9, 2008

assface

to sit on ones face and fart

Bam: we think Rake needs to have a meetbag to the face
Rake:that was disqusting!!!
Bam : your jacket desserved that
Rake: That was the worst assface ever!!!!!

by heroin bob slc September 25, 2010