Apollo 13 moment

An apollo 13 moment is when something so awesome happens that the only way to express your joy is to yell "wooo hooo" like Jack Swigert does after he learns of his mission.

After i got my license i had an Apollo 13 moment.

by ray kroc March 26, 2010

Apollo 13

Facing the ceiling on a bed or couch, placing you're feet on the wall and grab onto you're shirt for you will be in great turbulence after you rip one straight in your buddy's face.

You: Hey man I've gotta rip.
Friend: Go for it.
You: I wanna be a little more creative..
Friend: uhhhh...ok..WAIT...WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!
You: HAHAHAH i just Apollo 13ned your ass!

by yerrrrmom November 21, 2010

cosmetic apology

an insincere gesture of appeasement that has nothing to do with regret or remorse.

But he hasn't talked to her in over five years.
Don't worry. He's got a level head on his shoulders. He'll know if she's sincere or if it's a cosmetic apology.

by Holly Anne Ivy December 5, 2009

violent crimes apologist

A person who apologizes to a violent criminal who is incarcerated.

She's such a flawed violent crimes apologist.

by Mr. Robotron March 31, 2019

Apology

Apologies are like shit, you don't have to take them,and you don't have to give them either. You don't owe it to anybody to pay anything forward.

Don't take an apology, an apology doesnt change anything or anyone.

by Solid Mantis October 28, 2020

Apolojizzing

A fuckboy apology where they will attempt to console you for their shitty behaviour, not by apologizing, but by fucking you maintain your affection towards them. Often involves cum in your hair.

“Jason fucked my roommate and ended up apolojizzing three times last night.”

by sticky thumb September 12, 2019

apologia

A defence especially of one's opinions, position, or actions.

The word “apologia” in Latin meant giving a rational explanation for something, not saying that you’re sorry for something. He gazed for a little while into the fire, seeking in the analysis of his emotions his apologia.

by Sky Del Rage April 1, 2020