open an account

When you want to confide secrets or personal information with someone for the first time and for it to remain confidential. Similar to putting something “into the vault.”

Hey man, I’d like to open an account with you

Sure dude, confide away!

by Dangerous Dante October 2, 2020

eBay account

Someone that performs worse than their elo. An outdated term that has mostly been replaced by saying someone is boosted

"Please stop feeding mid"
"Don't even bother, he's playing on an eBay account"

by Eggnivia February 20, 2018

account director

The person at an agency (usually advertising or some sort) who listens to and interprets client and agency team members' problems, thoughts, challenges, goals, preferences, opinions, and more - and then tries to make sense of it for everyone else.

AKA: A universal partner to clients & agency; ping pong ball; conductor; pilot; captain; cheerleader; hostess; strategist; go-getter; ball-buster; fixer; and problem solver....a regular Don Draper.

We didn't understand what the client meant, but the Account Director did - so we're saved (for now).

by MakeMeABicycle November 12, 2015

charted accountant

Is a professional in accounting , tax , costing and legal corporate world.

Dedicated his teenage life to studies to become one 😅.
Known primarily as a charted accountant in Asia.
In west known as public accountant

He is a charted accountant by profession.

by The w6rst alien July 18, 2023

Protest account

A separate social media account devoted to following companies you will no longer buy from. A means of remembering all of the shady companies you don't like when they are out of the news cycle.

I just added @lllll to my protest account for how they (insert answer here)

by Woah buddy. July 5, 2016