accordion reading

Online reading phenomenon in which a person begins with a list of links to articles/blog entries from an RSS feed (such as Google Reader), and opens several as new browser tabs.

While reading through the tabs one by one, reducing their number, the person finds links to other articles/blog entries, which will be duly opened as additional tabs.

The result is that the number of tabs on the browser continually expands and contracts, accordion-style, and before you know it you've wasted half the day reading an endlessly regenerating stream of linked internet nonsense.

Guy 1: Dude, where have you been?
Guy 2: Sorry, got caught up in some accordion reading online - couldn't stop adding more and more new tabs of stuff to read. What, is it time for Church?
Guy 1: Um, it's actually Monday now.

by Peter Lorre February 4, 2010

Accomplishame

When you feel accomplishment from doing something you're not particularly proud of.

I feel accomplishame for eating that entire order of cheese fries

by The One that don't need a gun September 15, 2016

accordial

When you are a pirate and are very cordial when you have an accord; politely agreeable, but when you’re a pirate.

I always get what I want when I bring Captain Jack Sparrow rum because it makes him quite accordial.

by rannray June 12, 2018

accondomdating

Describes a gal's willingness to go on "intimate romantic excursions" with you, but insists on your bringing along a couple of Trojans.

In response to her totally-understandable "ovulation concerns", I respectfully told Tiffany that I didn't wanna get her pregnant, either, and so she was very accondomdating to me after that.

by QuacksO March 4, 2019

acconolishments

An act, achievement, or status that is in high regard to a drunk person who can’t pronounce or spell due to intoxication.

Look at that fish! Don't diminish windmann's acconolishments.

by Truesecond March 19, 2019

accompanate

When you’re trying to say “accompanying” and be boujee in the presence of your boujee friends.

I’m going to accompanate you for a smoke.

by ishthedishx March 30, 2019

Accio

A spell coming from the Amazing series named Harry Potter by j.k Rowling
Accio is a summoning charm
Of course muggles cant do it
When you point your wand at a thing
Anything, and say 'accio' and the things name

Jennie says 'accio Harry Potter and the prisoner of azkaban book'
Jake gets up and hands the book to jennie

by Voldemort_be_like:=) December 31, 2019