coin slot axe wound

A verse in George “joji” Miller’s song “ hot nickel ball on a pussy”. It most likley means a destroyed puss
All over twats ,little coin slot axe wounds.
by Kyle with kanker May 26, 2018
mugGet the coin slot axe woundmug.

Hairy Battle-Axe Wound

The female's "trap", "snatch", "box", "hole" ect...
My Girlfriend's got one NICE hairy battle-axe wound!
by Sir Fluffy the Muffin Baker November 14, 2003
mugGet the Hairy Battle-Axe Woundmug.

three ax handles wide

A description of an exceptionaly wide ass. Logs were at one time cut in 100 in. "sticks". the length of three ax handles end to end.
Her ass is three ax handles wide.
by delmarskid November 17, 2007
mugGet the three ax handles widemug.
Pretending or appearing to be busy while doing nothing.

The inability to accomplish a task due to laziness, incompetence, political posturing, lack of ability, stubbornness or other reason that has no relation to the problem at hand.

Worthless posturing, yelling and fighting among politicians that comes to nothing when they are done.
Congress spend 8 months grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils and were only able to reduce the national debt by $10.
by JavaJaneOhio January 6, 2012
mugGet the grinding their axes and sharpening their pencilsmug.

diamond miner's pick axe

Yet another slang term for erection. When the man-meat is as hard as the tool used by a diamond miner to cut through rocks.
Dude 1: "Did you see the ass on that chick? Huh, huh? I was hard as a diamond miner's pick axe!"
Dude 2: "Way to go, Dawg!"
by Wizards Sleeve October 1, 2006
mugGet the diamond miner's pick axemug.

moss covered axe wound

I snuck my hand down her pants, and across her moss covered axe wound.
by MissionTIMpossible July 12, 2006
mugGet the moss covered axe woundmug.

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