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Asia Carrera

Sexy-ass asian porn star, characterized by her smile and visible enjoyment during sex (unlike most asian chicks who seem like they're going through a punishment), and a pierced clit.
God let me f*ck Asia Carrera once!!
by BehenKaLauda April 26, 2005
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Lil Asius

Lil Asius is potentially the world's greatest rapper. Obsessed with Jennie Kim, he made the amazing debut song "Jennie Kim the Best Kim", which was a contender for the "Rappers Eager To Associate Rapping Deviantly" award. He also has a power scale of over 9000, and is a skilled musician by all acounts. He is an amazing person, nd an aspiring makeup artist/rapper who hopefully will meet Jennie Kim someday.
Guy: Yo Lil Asius whats up
Asius: You a fan? You look like hardly a man, imma hit you up with my mini van, man what the fuck, you asking for my autograph, ill take a shit in your bath, get lost along the path
by Godly boi March 1, 2021
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Angry Angry Asian

Also known as AAA, a very very angry asian who can't contain his anger towards white people.

The opposite of the KKK who committed racist hate towards black people, the AAA is a cult of asians within the midlands in the UK who commit racial crime and terrorism towards the white.
Rakesh you angry angry asian stop hitting Thomas!!
by Urban Dictionary April 1, 2008
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asian parent

asian moms usually care mostly about looking young and will do anything for self benefit($)
dads usually don't give two shits about their children and shitty wife and chase other asian family wives(who play along with him and take advantage of all his money)
Asian parents usually call their kids stupid and useless for making simple mistakes. Especially mistakes that were meant to be made (their first try on something they never learned). They will ALWAYS compare you to their friend's kids and will talk shit in front of you. They will compliment their friend's kids like they are a godsend and say that their own kid has no future. Oh, and if it's the dad compliment someone's kids, then it's usually a housewife's kids. He will say how good he is with kids and talk about how good he is at cooking. Remember when Facebook came out around 2000s and everyone was being sheeps? WeChat is the asian app version of that. For asian parents. Thats where they talk shit about their own kids on that app while telling friends every single activity that they did that day. Because they are quirky and active. Also, they will never admit wrong. They are always right.
Asian Parent1 (Dad): Oh my son is so fucking autistic, he's a retarded fucking cunt. By the way, I love your kids they are so adorable *kiss noises*
Asian Parent Housewife Who Clearly Has a Rich Husband and Two Kids: Oh~ thank you~ mmm~ your money- i mean kids are not that fucking degenerate at all~
by stupid useless asian April 8, 2020
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Asian Grading Scale

For Normal Kids:
A- Amazing
B- Great
C- Fine
D- Not So Good or Below Average
F- Bad
Asian Kids:
A- Average
B- Below Average or Bad
C- Can’t Have Dinner
D- Don’t come home
F- Find a new family
Guy: No wonder why Asians are so smart. The Asian Grading Scale is so strict
by Sportsexperter21 September 23, 2020
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Bad Asian

Morgan. Any Asian named Morgan.
Did you see that dumbass Morgan? I want to beat that Bad Asian's bitch ass!
by RiceBalls1212314 November 18, 2012
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Do as I say, not as I do

A phrase that literally means "I am a hypocrite, but you should still obey me." It is commonly used to mock someone (usually a politician, but can actually be anyone) displaying utter hypocrisy of any kind.
California Governor Gavin Newsom tries to mandate masks in the state. Later, he was seen sitting at a restaurant table with eleven people. Every single one of those eleven people -- Newsom included -- was NOT wearing a mask.

"Do as I say, not as I do" he said, effectively sweeping it under the rug.
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 5, 2020
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