Almondextrous

To think your jokes are funnier than they really are.

Hey guys, did you hear my joke? I eat nuts with both hands. I must be almondextrous.

by lichody April 29, 2009

Almost as sexy as Kitty

A phase used to describe the extremely beautiful.

Wow, That girl over there is almost as sexy as Kitty.

by Dave July 15, 2003

almost heroes

Funniest movie ever made staring Chris Farley and Matthew Perry

Guy:hey lets watch Almost Heroes

by elpoop January 17, 2006

Almond Joy

When a man has diarrhea and it covers his testicals. He can let it dry on his testicals and then let someone lick it off.
Female version of this is a "Mounds"

Jeff had the shits all day, so when I got home he gave me an almond joy.

by malcum ex November 22, 2010

almond breezed

After eating a copious amount of almonds, farting into a person's face during sex.

Dude, last night was awesome, my girl almond breezed me!

by PotatoOle May 24, 2010

almond joy

a person who is only attractive sometimes.

John Mayer is an almond joy.

by meagan and jenn April 25, 2005

ALMO

Ass Laughing Me Off
A slang variation of LMAO (Laughing My Ass Off). Internet slang.

Guy1: Joke
Guy2: almo

"In Soviet Russia, ass laughs you off!"

by Sylak September 1, 2008