Secret Admirer

Taking a dump in a public restroom and not flushing it. You never know who will admire your work of art afterward.

I left a secret admirer at church today.

by The Rasta December 26, 2008

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Admiral Perry

1. Commanding officer of the "Butt Pirate Navy" (1994-present).
2. A gay male who has a flat spot on his head to rest your drink while he gives you a hummer.
(also "Rear Admiral Perry")

All sailors of the Butt Pirate Navy were assembled for a demonstration by Admiral Perry on proper fudge packing.

by Roger February 26, 2003

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Admiral Crunch

A breakfast consisting of Cap'n Crunch cereal covered in rum. Purportedly the favored breakfast of Stephen Colbert.

John preferred to eat Admiral Crunch for breakfast because he's a raging alcoholic.

by Drunk Pirate June 11, 2009

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ADMINS, A BUNCH OF OLD BASTARDS THAT SIT AROUND ALL DAY PLAYING MOBSTERS FROM WORK AN CREATING UNEEDED DRAMA, AN HAVING THERE ASSES HANDED TO THEM DAILEY CAUSE THEY FORGOT TO EAT THERE WHEATIES AN TAKE THERE VIAGAR! ADMINS! THATS WHAT THAT MEANS IN MOBSTERLAND! THEY TRY TO ADMIN AN ONLINE GAME!! MICRO MANAGE PEOPLE'S LIVES CAUSE THEY DONT ONE OF THERE OWN!!! LMAO!

by nightwish420 September 24, 2009

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admin day

a. When an important piece of technology or personnel fails catastrophically. Forcing you to put your agenda on hold and focus all attention on the situation at hand.

b. There is enough accumulated paperwork or similar to consume an entire day.

a. "My email inbox sync failed and now suddenly I have 4,294,967,295 unread emails. "

"Ha! Looks like an admin day!"

b. "Coming up on an admin day. I will be pushing paper from sun up to sun down."

by slurber November 3, 2015

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