Beer Crawl

The process of going out with a group of people to a bar and hitting up each bar on the way to a certain destination (home, party, etc.) In this process you neglect how shitfaced you actually get, and don't care if you're blowing a .2 (over three times the legal limit) on a brethalyzer test, you're just out to have a good time with your bros.

It can also be explained mathematically. Let the first bar represented by A, and the final destination by B. There are 5 bars between A and B, you have to hit up each bar within a period of now until 2 am. So to solve this equation, you have to know the variable x, which represents how much fun you want to have.

Guy 1: (to the rest of his bros.) Alright so we'll start our beer crawl here at the party, move on to Chappy's, then we'll go to Dave's, get to Bill's, then we'll probably close off at The Dock, and go out for a meal somewhere along the way to my house.

Everyone in the room: Yeah!

ITT: No one really cares where you're going, or how you're getting there. We just want beer!

by InvisibleManInTheMirror June 6, 2010

Beer Dad

The male equivalent of a Wine Mom. Beer Dads are typically overweight, middle-aged men. They enjoy watching sports, grilling, admiring/fixing cars, and drinking beer.

Beer Dads are either intensely annoyed or amused with the Vodka Aunt, and are always disapproving of the Weed Cousin.

Wine Mom: “Oh, you’ll find Paul out in the yard grilling with the other Beer Dads”

by Lumber Dave January 5, 2019

Backup Beer

A backup beer is a beverage that comes in handy after a night of doing shotguns, shots, beer funnel, or anything other alcoholic activity. It is usually just a casual beer after you full send.

Some bitch: "Wow look at John, he just took a toke and now he's got a backup beer."

by MMA $LIM February 22, 2020

Pace Beer

The beer one drinks between beers to maintain a healthy pace. By allowing the time it takes to drink a beer (and doing so with a pace beer) between drinking actual beers, one can ensure that he/she is not drinking actual beers too quickly.
(Credit: Chris M)

"Hey Mesh, you need another beer?" "Not yet, I'm on my pace beer."

by Julius Raven December 9, 2008

flagship beer

This is the beer that is most identified with any particular micro, craft or regional brewer. Usually it is the first beer, or one of the first beers the brewery made when they began their business. Although a flagship beer can be any style of beer, it is often one popular with a majority of beer drinkers. Occasionally, a brewery will have more than one flagship beer. Deschutes Brewery in Bend, Oregon, has two: Mirror Pond Pale Ale and Black Butte Porter. Other examples of a flagship beer include Sierra Nevada's Pale Ale, New Belgium's Fat Tire Amber Ale and Dogfish Head's 60 Minute IPA. According to the Brewers Association any flagship beer must be an all malt beer.

When we visited Sierra Nevada's brewpub in Chico, California, the first beer we ordered was their flagship Pale Ale.

One of my favorite beers is Anchor Steam Beer, the flagship beer of Anchor Brewery.

by lifeonearth May 3, 2012

beer bro

an adult male (over 21)who purchases beer for underage drinkers

Jon: Aaron is a beer bro he just got me a 24 pak
Nick: Stop being a bitch and get a fake ID like everyone else

by baharain October 24, 2013

Beer Beard

The required unkept facial hair required for guys to have in order to work in a brewery, micro brewery, or to be a beer "aficionado". Can easily be confused with hipsters or some unemployed slob. Although, one comes to find out that some of them are actually hipsters.

I was rejected entrance into the local micro brewery because I was clean shaven. More importantly, I didn't have the mandatory beer beard. You can't try to do something crazy like being and making choices yourself these days.

Beer Beard {hipster follower slob craft dumb

by Furiosa the Accursed June 5, 2016