1. When your poop goes and flushes itself
2. posidedon comes and slaps your poop and then leaves and then come back a few seconds later and flushes the toilet and if you say thanks he will give you 1 bucks if not he ends your life

1. Today while I was pooping I pooped a posidedons poop man it was wonderful like OMG OMG OMG
2. Today I got a posidedon poop man like that's why I'm in the underworld right now

posidedons poop by Doggy Yeet June 28, 2022

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Gassy Poop

When you're trying to make a dookie discharge, But you're sitting there spitting and sputtering like a 63 Chevy on a cold start, When you inevitably launch your vessel from your dry dock , into the porcelain ocean to find that it does indeed float.

I thought I was going to be in there all day having gassy poops, but it was bon voyage and off to the high seas in a matter of 5 minutes.

Gassy Poop by Chad was here July 6, 2022

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Minion Poop

funny

Matthew can't stop laughing about Minion Poop

Minion Poop by skyball18 October 29, 2022

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volcano poop

When you do the downward dog yoga position with your butt in the air and erupt explosive diarrhea like a volcano

“Dude this girl totally let me volcano poop on her last night!”

volcano poop by catdog0410 December 26, 2022

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