red herror

When a small error, which is the ultimate problem, is obscured by a much larger, louder, and easier to notice error.

Hey, can you help me figure out why this program isn’t starting? It keeps throwing this error message at me.

Nah, that’s just a red herror — the real problem is that it’s missing its config file

red herror by enigma_0z April 13, 2021

Red Slug 

When a period blood clot gets stuck on a man's teeth, beard or cheek during/after cunnalingus.

This heffa didn't tell me she was on her period and left a red slug on my face!!!

Red Slug by LuckyJoe777 April 14, 2021

Red or Brown Potato

Red: if you like red potatoes you’re a beast. Very outgoing and love being around others. Also very vibrant

Brown: if you like brown potatoes you are original and don’t depend on anyone else for anything. Independent while also quite boring

Why tf would you wanna be a brown potato, that means you’re boring. I would much rather be an interesting red potato. Red or Brown Potato?

Red or Brown Potato by hmmmmdjdiskd April 16, 2021

red Batman Paradox 

The moment in ones life when one meets a degenerate that likes to groom little girls and hates anime

person 1: hey i just met this degenerate, he likes grooming little girls and hates anime.

person 2: yikes, sounds like the red Batman Paradox to me.

red Batman Paradox by le bruh moment April 19, 2021

Red Wine Socialist 

Middle aged, upper middle class, women who engage in left leaning political demonstrations (presumably out of boredom or dissatisfaction with home life)

J: Becky is a red wine socialist

K: What a bitch

Red Wine Socialist by S.T.R April 22, 2021

Red Sea badge 

Intercourse during her period

Yo Bobby, have you got your Red Sea badge? I got mine the other night after getting my red wings..

Red Sea badge by Is_FuZe April 25, 2021

Red Toofed Monster 

When you drink too much red wine, your teeth get stained and you behave like a monster.

Nicole was puking in the bushes and turned into a "Red Toofed Monster" last night!

Red Toofed Monster by T-Coop April 29, 2021