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Canine Penis 

The penis of a canine has many differences when compared to a human penis.

When docile, the penis remains in the dog's sheath to keep it sterile, moist, and protected. The penis usually leaves its sheath when the canine is aroused (not to be confused with erect) or when he is thrusting.

The penis itself is usually red or pink in color and is composed of a membrane layer that is similar to what's on the inside of your mouth. It does not become 'erect' until after successful penetration. Instead, the stud's penis maintains its shape with a bone called the baculum.

When finally "erect", a thick "knot" at the end of the penis fills with blood and swells several times its flaccid size. This is called the Bulbus Glandis, and it keeps the male dog tied -- or knotted -- to the female dog, which prevents any reproductive liquids from leaking, thus improving the chances of a large or successful litter.

Finally, a male dog's penis does not feel pleasure in the same way that a human penis would. Where stroking of human's penis (i.e. by a hand, vagina, mouth, etc.) brings pleasure to the man, the opposite is true for a canine, as it'd only cause discomfort and irritation if prolonged. Instead, the stud's penis responds mostly to pressure behind its bulbus glandis, which insures that the knot stays 'erect' when the female's vulva is clenching behind it.
Uneducated friend: Haha, look at Spike's Red Rocket! My dog has a boner!

Educated friend: That's just his canine penis being forced out of its sheath by his baculum because he's sitting down.

Uneducated friend: Dude, how do you even know all that? You must be some zoo weirdo.

Educated friend: Please bury yourself in a hole and take your prejudice with you.

Uneducated friend: You're just offended because you're a zoophile!

Educated friend: It's idiots like you that keep science and education from advancing.
Canine Penis by ShockingTruth September 23, 2013

Scandinavian Penis

alternatively: Scandinavian "Penisula"

For people with a sense of humor and a dirty mind. orig. "Scandinavian Peninsula."

Coming from the fact that the peninsula looks a lot like a penis on a map, with Finland being another penis and the tips touching.
Person 1: Hey I heard Petre was from the Scandinavian Penis
Person 2: Really? What side of the ethnic meat staff is he from?
Person 1: I think Norway, he seems a lot fuzzier than a Swede or a Finn.
Person 2: Ha! I'd love to be from a penis-shaped country like Finland.

Vlasic Penis 

A bumpy curved cock. See also Vlasic Dildo.
Oooh she exclaimed. Is that a French Tickler or a Vlasic Penis?
Vlasic Penis by Poyfect September 1, 2018

Guacamole Nigga Penis 

Basically a holy term used by every saint in every believe, every cult or religion.
A term used for someone who downs a glizzy in less than 5 seconds.
If you are refered to as a Guacamole Nigga Penis, you are holy.
-Dude, jared is such a guacamole nigga penis type of dude!
-NOOOO, you cant say that, that's too good of a name to be given to that tranny!
-My bad my nigga.

Nanosize penis

Nanosize penis = Nav
Nav needed a magnifying glass to be able to see his nanosize penis
Nanosize penis by ashwindar October 17, 2008

internet penis 

Born of the typical male concept that the size of one's male sexual organ detirmines one's attractiveness, intelligence, strength, prowess, social status, and overall value in life, the size of one's "internet penis" is a handy, unified measure of one's cumulative internet je ne sais quoi... how large one looms on the vast virtual landscape of the interwebs.

Internet Penis size can be effected by the uberness of one's computer, skills/skillz, general knowledge and the ability to bring it to bear in forums and chat rooms, or any other quality that causes those around you to react along the lines of "woah. pwnage."

Synonymous with e-penis

+5 if used in jest, -15 if used seriously.
You're the only one in the forum who knew how to get the unix server back online, how to make Dreamweaver sort my stylesheets correctly, where to get the latest photoshop plug-ins, -and- how to get past level 66 in "Legend of Binkly". Your internet penis is -huge-.
internet penis by Honor April 19, 2006