Addictive Friend Syndrome

A person who you meet for the first time and they blow up your phone everday and every weekend.

Heather-"Should I text Tim tonight and see what he is doing tonight?"

Vanessa- "No! You just hungout with him lastnight."

Heather-"Okay, I wont."
30 seconds later.....
Heather-"So I just texted Tim, and he hasnt responded yet..."

Vanessa-"You officially have Addictive Friend Syndrome."

by vanclar24 July 10, 2010

Facebook Friend Zoned

A state in which you find yourself in after talking to a girl for a awhile, and then suddenly ignored completely. However you are still friends on Facebook for all eternity.

Dave- "Awwww man...I've been talking to this girl for a few weeks, but now she won't respond to my texts. I'm still her friend on Facebook though...."

Mike- " Dude, you just got Facebook Friend Zoned."

by tpainbakersman June 9, 2013

plastic cup friend

A person you meet at an event or bar who is cool to hang out with at the time but you never talk to or hang out with again. A throw away friend.

He was really cool at the bar last night, but he's definitely a plastic cup friend.

by tocathe1 May 24, 2014

Lunch Table Friend

Someone who you'd sit with at lunch but is too weird and/or stupid to hang out with anywhere else. In many cases could be a fuck boy.

(blank) is fine to be around but he's just a lunch table friend.

by Sovereign K. December 20, 2014

my friend jim

A Fictional friend of Donald Trump. Donald Trump repeats ridiculous things that supposedly were said by "Jim" in order to make his followers believe he actually has a friend and to make it seem like his ridiculous ideas are shared by others.

My friend Jim always says that if your not colluding with Russia, then you are not "really" trying to win.

by Dredpirate64 July 13, 2017

boy best friend

U guys r in like with each other but don’t have the balls to admit it , you guys go on ft and talk everyday precisely snap , and never get tired of each other , always think abt each other , and everyone ships you guys or wants u 2 to date , maybe even teacher incourages you guys to date, y’all are single , but y’all act like u guys r together , just not in a relationship and gets instantly jealous if one or another talks to another guy or girl. You guys r really just overthinking a lot and not expressing your true feelings towards one another , you guys always are near each other 24/7 . You guys r so happy when u speak to each other and share so many laughs , you guys need each other always.

O look there’s your man (boy best friend) that’s not your man !

by callala November 19, 2019

Stalking Your Friend

To Stalk Your Friend is to find their baby picture on his/her mom's blog then making it your profile picture online

"Yo! I'm Stalking My Friend!"
"No Way! You're Stalking Your Friend?"
"Look, this is his baby photo"
"lol"

by Command C Command V December 16, 2019