Too many friends

The last resort for removing people on facebook. While it has been possible to reach a 5,000 friend limit, the excuse is usually used to get rid of the annoying 'friends' you added or accepted to build up your friend count, or those who are no longer friends.
Can also be used to explain trimming your 'friends' down to just your real ones, not the myriad of acquaintances or suggested friends that build up.

Bob; 'Hey, Mike was asking why you deleted him on fb last night? Was it something to do with you walking in on him and your sister...'

John; 'Oh, no, tell him too many friends.'

Bob; 'The hell, you have like 200 friends?'

John; 'Exactly.'

Facebook status; 'Hey, sorry guys, too many friends. If I delete you, don't add me, cheers.'

by Jimdawg2 July 5, 2010

Technically not my friend

When you are Unable to be my friend and help me with my current technical difficulties.

I like micah, but hes technically not my friend because he hasn't hooked my stereo up yet like he promised.

by Lorilou Tory April 13, 2020

Friend Zone Defense

Making a move on a girl while in the friend zone.

I'm playing friend zone defense right now.

by fuckalolo February 23, 2017

best friend snatcher

When someone who you do not particularly love is trying to work their way into your best friend’s life and push you out, there by replacing you.

He is a best friend snatcher!

by The other best friend January 30, 2018

Step friend with benefits

The love between 2 people usally the age betwenn 12-18

Did you know michael and Avery are Step friend with benefits

by anonymous January 30, 2021

Lunch Table Friend

Someone who you'd sit with at lunch but is too weird and/or stupid to hang out with anywhere else. In many cases could be a fuck boy.

(blank) is fine to be around but he's just a lunch table friend.

by Sovereign K. December 20, 2014

Stalking Your Friend

To Stalk Your Friend is to find their baby picture on his/her mom's blog then making it your profile picture online

"Yo! I'm Stalking My Friend!"
"No Way! You're Stalking Your Friend?"
"Look, this is his baby photo"
"lol"

by Command C Command V December 16, 2019