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Dick Fishy

when one has sex with a vagina that smells more of tuna then fresh
After sex with that hooker, she gave me a case of the Dick Fishy.
by Tone Smiff June 22, 2011
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Plump-Dick

When a gentleman's phallus undergoes excessive stimulation causing the penis to become enlarged and swollen. To the degree where it appears to take on a red to purple pigmentation. Other symptoms include extreme sensitivity, additional girth, and the sensation of incumbrance in one's breeches.

Known causes: Hyper virility, vasodilators, and grooved Cerebrums
An absolute stallion of a man often described as an alpha or sigma male has been enlightened with such intelligence that he has been bestowed Plump-Dick.
by JackJ723 January 21, 2022
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Ice dick

A state of being induced ;intoxicated on crystal meth while having sex . Rock hard penis state of Fuck ability .
I secretly love when a guy has ice dick , while fucking my brains out .
by Djrgp November 11, 2018
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Dicks on rice

Dicks on rice is an adjective that has a “one size fits all” meaning. You define it as you see fit in a variety of moments, although most commonly used to indicate something bad has happened, it can also include every emotion on the spectrum.
After having a really bad day at school, you walk home and think to yourself
“Wow, today was really some dicks on rice”
by Darry A. Allen March 9, 2021
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Sad Dick

Left out not wanted not needed not desired! Stuck with upstairs scumbag head and no where to cum no where to go , the palm sisters ! Yikes!

Sad dick once all that now cold and permanently water logged because evil upstairs big stupid head lost his mask and medical coverage.

My head smart, kind and stable all hot sexy loving ladies crave big hard boy! We Winners!
Buddie did you hear sad dick down and out crying for relief?

Yeah, my dick was up all night plowing hard celebrating his dickness my kindness
by Beautiful sweetheart babygirls December 15, 2020
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Dick Fisto

The everlasting force of one penis, thrusting the inner walls of the any god given orifice of your body. Usually one who interacts with many partners over short periods of time. They are tall and very attractive. They are very creative and funny, but not loyal to those who do them wrong. They're definition of "wrong" can sometimes be up for debate.
"Dick Fisto came over last night, if you know what I mean."
"Here we go again, Dick Fisto at his finest."
by Dick Fisto July 18, 2020
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Dick weeb

A name you call your friend when they say something dumb/ idiotic.
Leighanna:"I'm such a scholar wow"
Jillian:"You dick weeb you can't even multiply"
by Souljaboyswag January 15, 2019
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