Dick, Shit, and Applesauce

A catch-all phrase used to describe an event, usually one of extraordinary, or just plain disgusting, proportions. It can be used in either a positive or negative connotation, as the below example illustrates.

Positive:
Man1: You beat 'Cradle' on Double-0 Agent? How??
Man2: Just fuckin' Dick, Shit, and Applesauce

Negative:
Man1: Wow! I think I just shit myself!
Man2: Wah. Well that's just Dick, Shit, and Applesauce.

Dick, Shit, and Applesauce by scarletrat June 2, 2007

dick-hat 

Another name for foreskin.

That man still has his dick-hat.

dick-hat by LeavesKittun September 3, 2007

dick-chops 

When a dick does something really annoying he's a dick-chops.

At work. Somebody annoying asks to borrow your stapler and then brakes it. You say: Look what you did you Dick-Chops!

dick-chops by Baxter Tomato December 17, 2008

dick itch

a total douche bag, asshole

Look at that fuckin douche...yea he's a fuckin dick itch

dick itch by leejoe March 2, 2009

Dick Sleeves 

The arm holes of a sleeveless shirt created by cutting or ripping the sleeves off.

Look at the douchebag wearing dick sleeves.

Dick Sleeves by Lil Jimmi November 24, 2009

Dick Head Donor 

1. a dick head, who is father of your child.

2. man brimming of confidence & arrogance in fatherhood to the point where he assumes he knows it all. Offering parenting advice through what he "heard", belittling the parenting of child's mother.

3. man who is an ideal father following up on all fatherly duties except, noticing that the mother of his child is the ideal mother/woman.

When a dick head donor interacts with the mother of his child, he will go out of his way turn the conversation into a negative experience. Often having her walk away from him shaking her head mumbling, Ugh! What a Dick Head Donor!

Dick Head Donor by Autumn Goals April 7, 2010

Dick stab

The sexual act of inserting the penis into another person. The term is normally associated with a forceful or unpleasant experience.

Woman 1: You have no idea how many times Tiger dick stabbed me that night. It was like I was a pin cushion.
Woman 2: Yeah, no wonder they call him Tiger Woods.

Dick stab by ivashay March 1, 2011