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Nutter Butter 

It's the mucous mixed with spunk after your remove your junk from another orifice, animal or human.
Yo, I had some nutter butter on my jawn after I took it out of her ass.

Penis Butter 

When butter is applied to the crotch and the host allowing a dog to lick it off.
Wow, did Michael just have his dog lick the penis butter?
Penis Butter by Carlover360 November 11, 2020

Penis Butter Sandwich 

Describes the result of condomless (unprotected) sex and ejaculating inside of a vagina, creating a penis butter sandwich, which the perpetrator proceeds to eat after the act.
Man 1: "I ate a penis butter sandwich today."
Man 2: "Was it good?"
Man 1: "No, it needed some fruit."
Penis Butter Sandwich by MikeHasAMic November 13, 2020

peanut butter whirlwind 

When in the back country for a long time and your poop turns gold, and looks similar to a peanut butter whirlwind.
Man Dude! I just dropped the biggest peanut butter whirlwind, i had to dig 2 cat holes.
peanut butter whirlwind by pbwhirl November 21, 2020

Peanut butter and clown nose 

The finding of evidence that you were cheating on a significant other!
I saw your peanut butter and clown nose on the nightstand! It’s over.

Peanut Butter on a Bagel 

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.