james whear is a sexy individual with an even sexier girlfriend. he treats her with love and kindness because he knows she is in control and wears the trousers in their relationship. he worships the ground his girlfriend walks on and knows she’s the most beautiful girl in the world. she is stunning and kind and he knows she’s the best thing to ever happen to him.
james: wow bruv look at my girl i want to marry her, we’re both so sexy and will have beautiful children
his friend: yea bro idk how you bagged her she’s so beautiful and she’s an angel.
his friend: yea bro idk how you bagged her she’s so beautiful and she’s an angel.
by beautiful girlfriend July 21, 2024
Get the jamesmug. An absolute faggot that lost a baseball game 7-0 and dick rides the fuck out of Mookie betts even tho he’s ass at the sport and should quit. He should never play video games again he is so ass at them. Shitty ass wifi too
by Dhushd August 31, 2022
Get the Jamesmug. An old man trapped in a young body. Miserable, monotone and moody. Someone who finds joy in nothing in the world, other than baked beans and curry. Loves tory girls.
Don't be like James
by Splizzo November 24, 2021
Get the Jamesmug. by OpieDaDog March 6, 2022
Get the jamesmug. Warding off jelly James is a dangerous and difficult game to play, but it is certainly worth it in the end as you get to keep your jelly 😊
Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
A step by step guide on how to repel disgusting bitch hoes who eat pussies and jelly… Together! Lets teach people how to ward off jelly James for good!
by LivDaHedgeHog August 28, 2023
Get the How to ward off Jelly Jamesmug. Shabron James is Lebron James' little brother. He used to be human but now he is just a sticky green ball.
by Gilbert21471207 October 17, 2025
Get the Shabron Jamesmug. by Daniyul January 23, 2019
Get the James Bevanmug.