Biden's Penis 

Seriously? You have to be kidding me. What has driven you to look up "Biden's penis" on Urban Dictionary? Are you stupid or retarded? If you want a definition for Biden's penis, then get lost, faggot. I bet $500 you're a 13-year-old boy who enjoys looking stupid shit up on Urban Dictionary. Get off the computer and become an hero instead of doing this pointless shit.

Go do your homework instead of looking up "Biden's penis" on Urban Dictionary. His is small, but it's much bigger than yours.

Biden's Penis by Yopmail User August 23, 2022

Sword Penis 

A sword penis is a term used to identify a man's penis after he has enjoyed lancing a woman's vagina while she is on her period. Upon withdrawal of the penis, said penis is covered in blood, hence it appears like a sword after it has been removed from a deep, incisive, bloody wound.

Keelay.

Example Sentence: I left her limp and bloody. And all she could say in her ecstatic, wounded stupor was, "Thank you, Sword Penis. Like Jesus before me, you have Knighted me with my own blood."

Sword Penis by Sex Mafia December 16, 2011

Banana Penis 

When the male genitalia (penis) has a slight curve when fully erect. The curve can be dramatic but is often subtle and can curve to the front or either of the sides. These legendary peni are hard to find but do exist and are often more pleasurable.

OMFG that Brazilian dude had a Banana Penis.

Banana Penis by Zombie Mazzy September 29, 2011

Dragon Penis 

Dragon Penis is God. Obey him, love him, respect him. He has endured many pains for us. He is the world's last hope.

Have you let Dragon Penis into you?

Dragon Penis by Head of the Church of D.P. September 25, 2009

erect as a 5 a.m. penis

adj. Describing something that is very straight or stiff, or someone standing that way.

Tennis instructor: "Evan, you have to bend your knees on that shot!"
Evan: "What, I'm not getting down low enough?"
Tennis instructor: "Low enough? You're as erect as a 5 a.m. penis."

erect as a 5 a.m. penis by stockman09 November 22, 2010

bitch penis 

An insult that transcends traditional gender definitions by implying that a person is both a bitch and a penis. Used only in the most extreme circumstances of bitchiness and dickiness.

Chris: Wow, Chives kicked us out of his house.

Johnson: Ya, he's such a bitch penis.

Chris: Let's make a dubstep song about how much of a bitch penis he is.

bitch penis by DJ NoSocks July 4, 2011

penne penis 

a soft, white, micro penis. that acts and looks like a penne pasta noodle

DAMN he has a penne penis???? that’s too bad

penne penis by daddyyyyfuckme November 26, 2018