community nut napkin

a shared towel used to ejaculate in with the boys, preferably placed in the bathroom

“Kyle, where’s the community nut napkin?”

by stupiddthicc September 28, 2019

nut-busting paradise

A state of ejaculation so sublime that it takes you to nirvana

She gave such good head that it took him to nut-busting paradise

by Papa Bagels March 24, 2017

nut gut bust

When you bust in yo girls gut and it expands her stomach.

Nut gut bust: When you bust in yo girls gut and it expands her stomach.
I had a mega nut gut bust in Sarah last night her stomach grew 2 inches.

by That One Cunt November 9, 2017

Flowering my nuts

Relaxing, not doing anything, or applying corn starch to the groin area.

" What are you doing now dog?" "Sitting here, flowering my nuts"

by Nachobidness August 16, 2016

bust a rowdy nut

An exceptionally good orgasm.

Yo, my GF was working my dick like a genius works a Rubik's Cube. I mean, she didn't peel no stickers off but the way she "solved" my "crank puzzle" made me bust a rowdy nut.

by Best Gayest Dad January 21, 2018

inconvenient nut time

When you're watching porn and it at an inconvenient time such as when they're a switching positions or a dudes ass.

Damn that lady was so hot, too bad I had an inconvenient nut time

by Jman699 January 19, 2017

Auto Nut Split

Occurs in a game of conkers, where the conker of the striker splits and breaks upon impact against their opponents conker.

A conker (or buckeye) is the seed of the Horse Chestnut tree.

Juliette swung her conker, connecting perfectly with her opponents. The conker shattered and for a moment she thought she had won, the reality was she had been the victim of and Auto Nut Split and so lost the match.

by Colin Bucket December 19, 2019