Going full John Oliver 

A wide scale malicious compliance protest

Several reddit subs have been going full John Oliver to protest unpopular site changes.

Going full John Oliver by winter_storm June 21, 2023

farmer john cheese

parmesan cheese

pass me that farmer john cheese! (please)
pass me that farmer john!

farmer john cheese by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

Elton John sack 

The term used for a man's nutsack that has one piercing on the right testicle.

Duder 1: "Dude I saw Jarmaal's package the other day in the locker room. He's totally got his right testicle pierced. It's so nasty."

Duder 2: "Say what? He's rockin' an Elton John sack?"

Duder 1: "Yeah! He thinks it makes his cock look bigger."

Elton John sack by westfalia December 21, 2009

Long John Jigaboo Jones

The nickname given to a black person who has a very, VERY large dick.

Daaaaaaamn! Look at that Long John Jigaboo Jones!

Long John Jigaboo Jones by Swiss Rolls July 20, 2010

Big John 

A hefty mofo with ginormous biceps that gets pud from all the ladies.

That guy is such a Big John, he got ass from ever girl in Texas last night.

Big John by Pipi Longstockings April 30, 2008

dirty john 

the act of pissing in a condom either during or after having sex

My roommate John was so drunk that he pissed in the condom while his girlfriend was riding his cock, he pulled a dirty john on her

dirty john by AtroxStryker April 4, 2008

who shot john 

Its a phase used to describe someone who is looking grimey or not their best.

Going out, look'n like who shot john?

who shot john by Chanel R July 10, 2005