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Billie Joe Armstrong 

The frontman of one of the most famous pop-punk bands in the world. Most musicians and past fans of Green Day will call him the band sellouts. I would agree to some extent, but I still respect them as musicians. I was an American Idiot fan for a short time. He's isn't the best guitarist in the world, in terms of complexity. although most teenage girls and posers will disagree. Married to his wife Adrienne and has 2 children. And though he doesn't give a shit what anyone says, American Idiot just screams "sellout" shit.
And his first guitar was a blue Fender Stratocaster he called "Blue"
Teenage Girl poser: LIEK, OMG BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG IS SO HAWT!!!11
Me: Shut up. Seriously, I bet the only Green Day album you know is American Idiot.
Teenage Girl Poser: Sh-shutup :(
Billie Joe Armstrong by WaxTuna September 22, 2006
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The Sloppy Joe 

An act in which your ass is applied to the victims face and you shit diarrhea. (similar to a teabag but much worse)
He gave me The Sloppy Joe and every thing smelt like shit for two weeks.
The Sloppy Joe by Bobboe February 23, 2004
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Billie Joe Armstrong 

the hottest man i have ever laid eyes on, and a kick-ass guitar player and singer, for green day he's married *grumble* to Adrienne Nesser, and has two kids, Joseph Marciano and Jakob Danger.
billie joe armstrong is SO HOT!
A refugee/gypsy type person. Notoriously known to hang around bins looking for new clothes/trinkets to sell. Usually requires a good wash.
"Look at him, he's a right Glow Joe"

"She's so poor, she sorts through bins for stuff, she's turned in to a Glow Joe"
Glow Joe by phil74 December 14, 2006

Prop Joe 

"Prop joe" --
v.
1. To murder a fat man.
2. To eliminate an obstacle standing in one's way, typically through some form of intentional homicide.

Comments: ... generally performed in a political or organized crime context by an ambitious Young Turk determined to eliminate any impediments to success in his relentless quest for the Crown.
1. That man was so fat I just had to prop joe him.
2. Tiger Woods just prop joe'd your dad so he could get to your mom.
3. Augustus was finally crowned emperor only after he prop joe'd Mark Antony and Cleopatra.
Prop Joe by Teev December 12, 2009

Mighty Joe Young 

The act in which a male ejaculates in and onto a woman's anus, then proceeds to shave his pubic hair and place on the anus, resembling the ass of Mighty Joe Young.
Person 1: "Why are your pubes shaved man?"

Person 2: "I gave a chick a Mighty Joe Young."

Sloppy Joe Job 

A blow job given with a mouth full of sloppy joe mix, ground beef, or Manwich.
Hey, before you finish that Manwich, why don't you come over here and give me a Sloppy Joe Job.
Sloppy Joe Job by Dr.Steak May 31, 2010