the rusty fishhook 

When performing the act of sex while in the doggy style position and entering vaginally, use your index finger to slide in and out of her brown eye. If you realize your finger is becoming engulfed in matter of a brown nature, swing your finger up to her mouth and hook her like a fish.

Billy: I was tapping Tammy from behind and doing that thing she loves with my finger in her ass, but then I realized my finger was covered in shit.

Jim: That's fucked up. What did you do?

Billy The Rusty Fishhook.

Jim: God damn right.

the rusty fishhook by green duck butter February 15, 2012

Fisheled 

–verb (used with object)
1. to lead or guide wrongly; lead astray.
2. to lead into error of conduct, thought, or judgment.
–verb (used without object)
3. to be misleading; tend to deceive: vague directions that often mislead.

Nice snowstorm Raleigh. You just got Fisheled!

I Fisheled that girl last night when I said I was gonna pull out.

Fisheled by J. Cate January 10, 2009

idiot fishing

When one makes a cardboard cat/dog, proceeds to spray paint it at least a drop realistically, with tinfoil eyes on both sides. Attach non reflective fishing line. Proceed to shoot/break immediate area street lights. Place artificial animal on other side of street, with end of fishing line in your hand. When a vehicle comes along proceed to drag the cardboard animal towards its untimely death. When the vehicle spots the reflection of the tinfoil eyes, end result should be either:
A- Skidmarks in the street
B- One dead cardboard animal with one very worried late night soccer mom.
C- Vehicle either stops or crashes.
When "C" happens, proceed to run like hell and dissapear to the pre determined safe houses.

What non-mormon kids do in Utah for fun.

John: Let's go idiot fishing!
Gage: Yeah sounds good, im getting tired of going dumple throwing.

idiot fishing by Norman the Non-Mormon February 11, 2008

Fishy MacSwell 

A little fat security guard with a gay moustache. Drives a shitty white van and likes to go out with wrinkly drag queens. Probably the most boring man on Earth, definitely the ugliest.

Who's the repulsive fat guy with Goofy Granny?

That be Fishy MacSwell, the most boring bastard on God's Earth.

Fishy MacSwell by Lumpbag May 16, 2009

Fisherman 

A guy who successfully "fishes" for women. He is usually incredibly powerful and exudes confidence.

That guy sitting next to Rosalina is a huge fisherman.

Fisherman by FrenchOnion September 26, 2018

Fishhook 

While behind someone inserting your index finger into thier mouth and pulling back towards the back of thier head therefore catching them like a fish on a hook. The sexual refrences above are foreign to me. To my knowledge no one has ever caught a fish with a hook to the ass.

Amongst other things the fishhook is illegal in the U.F.C. because it is so brutally painfull.

I gave Kano a fishhook so hard it ripped the corner of his mouth.

Fishhook by Lancelot87 May 12, 2006

fishism

a) Meaningless intellectual jabberish produced by white males (in their thirties).
b) words of wisdom by Richard Fish (character in Ally McBeal tv-series)

Richard Fish: You're not who you are, you're only what other people think you are. Fishism.
Richard Fish: Make enough money, and everything else will follow. Quote me.

fishism by fann May 31, 2007