Baby Daddy

The man you want to be the father of your children, but he just doesn't know it yet.

Mos Def, my baby daddy!

by Swin May 28, 2005

Baby Carrot

A Bay Port term meaning that something is lame, uncool, or not done well; slang for a tiny penis.

Hey Jon, AP Stats is so baby carrot; Robb's penis is so baby carrot.

by Bay Port Band Pirate February 20, 2011

precious baby

When a person describes a baby as "Precious" they are basically saying "Your baby is ugly as fuck, don't take pictures with that thing, keep it out of the light.... With all due respect."

If a person calls your child Precious you reserve the right to whoop their ass (the person rendering the adjective, not the baby).

(In Church) Oh, look at him. He looks just like you! Has your nose and everything, he's such a precious baby .

As they walk away they're praying for your child.

by Yea_That's_Me March 11, 2016

water baby

Term for a large-nostril black person. their nostrils are so large they can be under water and still breathe, like a hippopotamus.

Hey Tyrone, why you such a water baby, your momma hold you under water too long?

by boyzinblu January 19, 2010

Baby Seal

Underage girl.

No baby seals allowed.

by That One Joe August 28, 2011

Milk Babies

A coy name for Sperm. Also known as 'Cream Sauce'.

"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk babies for free."

by Eisenfaust October 16, 2008

Baby Munching

When one eats out a woman who is undergoing overt menstruation.

I'm so hungry for pussy I don't even care that you're bleeding out your crotch. BABY MUNCHING I GO!

by Sean LoL September 17, 2009