When your gonads hang so low that they dip into the toilet. If there is poo poo in the toilet, this may be similar to dunkin’ donuts in some black coffee.
Mike: Yo Stone, I was munchin’ on some cream filled donuts this morning. When I bit into one, the cream squirted right into my eye. Shit still stings.
Stoney: Dawg that’s nothing. I was Dunkin’ Doz Nuts during my morning shit like crazy. Had to take 3 showers to fully clean my knackers off.
Stoney: Dawg that’s nothing. I was Dunkin’ Doz Nuts during my morning shit like crazy. Had to take 3 showers to fully clean my knackers off.
by Stoney69 January 19, 2019
Get the Dunkin’ Doz Nuts mug.Instead of No Nut November (NNN), where you have to go the entire month of November without busting a nut even once, the rule of Chad Nut November (CNN) is that you can only nut with the help of others. This means that nutting in any sexual activity with a partner is allowed, but you are not allowed to bust the nut yourself.
Be a true alpha male, release your inner Chad, and have sex with human beings instead of your hand.
Good luck.
Be a true alpha male, release your inner Chad, and have sex with human beings instead of your hand.
Good luck.
Example in conversation:
Person 1: I'm too much of a bitch to do No Nut November, i just don't think i can go an entire month without nutting.
Person 2: You can always try Chad Nut November, but you should probably just try to go after some 2-3/10's if you do.
Person 1: Good idea! And you're right, i probably cant pull anything better at the moment, but after i complete Chad Nut November i will have alpha male superpowers.
Person 2: Good luck man!
Person 1: I'm too much of a bitch to do No Nut November, i just don't think i can go an entire month without nutting.
Person 2: You can always try Chad Nut November, but you should probably just try to go after some 2-3/10's if you do.
Person 1: Good idea! And you're right, i probably cant pull anything better at the moment, but after i complete Chad Nut November i will have alpha male superpowers.
Person 2: Good luck man!
by Beemster November 21, 2019
Get the Chad Nut November mug.Occurs in a game of conkers, where the conker of the striker splits and breaks upon impact against their opponents conker.
A conker (or buckeye) is the seed of the Horse Chestnut tree.
A conker (or buckeye) is the seed of the Horse Chestnut tree.
Juliette swung her conker, connecting perfectly with her opponents. The conker shattered and for a moment she thought she had won, the reality was she had been the victim of and Auto Nut Split and so lost the match.
by Colin Bucket December 19, 2019
Get the Auto Nut Split mug.Steve "I used my balls as love eggs in the missus last night."
Josh "Ahh you did the double nut dunk."
Josh "Ahh you did the double nut dunk."
by TarqKnight May 8, 2019
Get the Double nut dunk mug.When two guys are at a slip'n slide. One guy slides with his legs open the other slide from the other side with his legs open. So then they slide at each other causing them to hit each others nuts
by Big cock'n balls 69 May 14, 2019
Get the Double nut buster mug.When a male has trouble passing urine, urinating hurts, urine is cloudy, or goes into multiple streams shortly after he ejaculates
by Heyitsj000 April 1, 2019
Get the After Nut Pee mug.Similar to Swallow The Whole Meat however this saying holds much much more power. Saying this to or about someone means that you are bitching them out or they are getting fucked in such a way that their dad will realize he should of worn a condom.
1.) "Hey Tim, just found out I have stage 4 terminal cancer".
(Tim) "Damn bro. Mother Nature basically just told you to swallow the whole nut".
2.) "My mom kept bitching because I wouldn't clean my jizz so I told her to swallow the whole nut".
(Tim) "Damn bro. Mother Nature basically just told you to swallow the whole nut".
2.) "My mom kept bitching because I wouldn't clean my jizz so I told her to swallow the whole nut".
by TitaniumRod August 3, 2019
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