Baby Daddy

The man you want to be the father of your children, but he just doesn't know it yet.

Mos Def, my baby daddy!

by Swin May 28, 2005

Baby Carrot

A Bay Port term meaning that something is lame, uncool, or not done well; slang for a tiny penis.

Hey Jon, AP Stats is so baby carrot; Robb's penis is so baby carrot.

by Bay Port Band Pirate February 20, 2011

precious baby

When a person describes a baby as "Precious" they are basically saying "Your baby is ugly as fuck, don't take pictures with that thing, keep it out of the light.... With all due respect."

If a person calls your child Precious you reserve the right to whoop their ass (the person rendering the adjective, not the baby).

(In Church) Oh, look at him. He looks just like you! Has your nose and everything, he's such a precious baby .

As they walk away they're praying for your child.

by Yea_That's_Me March 11, 2016

water baby

Term for a large-nostril black person. their nostrils are so large they can be under water and still breathe, like a hippopotamus.

Hey Tyrone, why you such a water baby, your momma hold you under water too long?

by boyzinblu January 19, 2010

throat babies

When you have swallowed your man's ejaculatory fluid and it has remained in your esophagus

You came so hard! You gave me all the throat babies, damn!

by dong in a thong October 10, 2016

Disco Baby

A baby that is created by the actor/actress of a porn film during the making of a scene.

Franks Mom was a porn actress about a year before he was born, he's probably a disco baby.

by doogie_yuma November 11, 2010

Baby Bob

(N.) An early sign of the Apocolpyse. Part Ally McBeal Dancing Baby, Part FreeInternet.com. All Evil!

Avoid Baby Bob at all costs! If you make contact for too long, your body will turn to stone.

by G-Union June 20, 2003