Logan Lake Water Slide 

When someone (typically a guy) drinks 2 litres of coffee and a full bottle of laxatives. Once the shit has been brewing for long enough you shit it out in a straight line that’s around the same width as you(if you don’t have enough, drink more coffee and take more laxatives). After the “Water slide” has formed you take another person and have them at the other side of the “slide” in “doggystyle”. After all that is set up you run, slide, and aim your head for there asshole. If everything went right you should pop your head into them.

Me: Do you wanna try a Logan Lake water slide?
Doug: of course! I’ll get the coffee.

Logan Lake Water Slide by Ankle replacements October 29, 2024

Antarctic Bottom Water 

The mixture of cum and lube that leaks out of one's anus after getting pounded in the ass.

Alex: "Yo so have you and Allie ever tried anal?"

Jackie: "Hell yeah, you know I love slurping up that Antarctic Bottom Water when we're done"

Alex: "Hell yeah, I love AABW."

Antarctic Bottom Water by miiamoons December 9, 2024

Toe in the water 

When you shit and one half is touching the toilet water while the other half is still attached to you

He was sitting on the john, waiting for his toe in the water to drop

Toe in the water by MissDiva December 26, 2024

shook the sugar water 

Receiving a handjob in an obscure yet discreet location, particularly behind a bar.

I heard that Brenda shook the sugar water out of Matthew the other night at the pub while he was bartending!

shook the sugar water by Exemplxfy January 7, 2025

Drinking muddy water 

Drinking muddy water is a term used to describe someone blocking your view. Examples would be standing in front of a TV or blocking a camera's view of the subject.

James stop drinking muddy water we are trying to watch the game

Drinking muddy water by Mr_dude_man January 19, 2025

Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake) 

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are yo addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake) by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press 

The Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press was created in the 1990s during the Yugoslav war to train Serbian troops against the Bosnians. The Serbians were forced to 1. Inhale Abestos. 2. Inhale Dead Air. 3. Drink 2 gallons of still water. 4. Turn on the hit song Serbia Strong. 5. Do the shoulder press. This process eliminated the bosnian threat and forced them to plant mines in their country to stop them, also forcing the americans to bomb their capital.

Bob: Hey dude you see that bosnian over there?
Jim: Yeah i already started doing my Serbian Still Water Shoulder Presses

Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press by LZYSZNN January 25, 2025