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Santa Rosa High School 

All around awesome high school famous for its artistically talented students. While many are drawn to SRHS for the ArtQuest program, there are plenty of "normal" students who aren't artistic and don't take any of those specialty classes. It was chartered in 1874. With over 2,000 students, it's the largest school in town.

Outstanding career programs include the agricultural, auto shop, wood shop, metal shop, and CISCO networking classes. There is also a full selection of Honors and AP classes.

SRHS offers many sports throughout the year, and competes in the NBL, NCS Division 1. While the school's recent football winning streak hasn't been too good, the team got a new coach and the future looks bright. Doug Courtemarche has coached state and national cross country/track champions and Olympians during his twenty years at SRHS. Many great athletes started at this school, so don't listen to people who say SRHS is for art and not for sports.

SRHS is the most diverse school in the city, and everyone can find their own niche here. Come join us. Learn the fight song. Start a club. Play a sport. And remember, once a Panther, always a Panther.
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Howell High School 

Howell High School, its a place where no snowdays happen when there is six inches of snow on the ground, also where half the school is failing school and life, also where the freshman campus serves amzing cookies for 80 cents, which is way to much, and where only the lucky select few can fail out of where some only know of one, also there is way 2 many people and a guy in electric wheel chair has the best transportation and where there is only a handful of black people
Hey have you ever went to Howell High School
Yea I failed out was what my parents said, but they saven my god damn life

Ralston Valley High School

Located in Arvada, Colorado, and A suburb of Denver. Ralston Valley High School is the location of the 2006 AIDS Scare in which nearly all of the sexy, yet disgusting, females collapsed in the disease ridden halls. Some notable homos from the flaming baby blue school are Daniel Tosh, Ellen Degeneres, and Elton John. Ralston Valley (also called Vanilla Valley) Is mainly aryan dominated, just the way they like. RV is known for their massive ragers where Charlie Sheen caliber lines of coke are delivered by the truck load, and inhaled almost instantly. At these parties, and in the school in general, muscle shirts and large biceps are required at all times. Lack of muscle at VV will result in your useless and shriveled testicles to be promptly removed and blended into an AIDS margarita. In short, it sucks there. :)
Jacob: Hey you wanna go to that crazy party at Ralston Valley High School?

Tyrone: Nah bro I'm black.

Hawthorne High School 

A high school in Hawthorne, California. Don't expect much besides riots every day, a prison fence around the entire perimeter, pregnant classmates, blind racism, and maybe like five white people (tops). Known for its terrible football team and national-award-winning drum line.
I hope I can get a decent job with my Hawthorne High School diploma.

Ticonderoga High School 

A school where Teen pregnancy makes you popular. The girls in this school have no clue how to close their legs and it's not uncommon for them to date their best friends ex's. As long as you've got a dick an are good at sports, you are treated like a god. If you've got a vagina, welll then you might as well drink bleach. The freshmen and sophomores assume that they run the school, which makes the upperclassmen pissed, but they don't give enough fucks to do anything about it. Cheating is also common due to the various whores that run around the halls with their ass and tits hanging out, claiming themselves as "hot." They infact smell like tunafish and plaster their makeup on, but fail to notice because they are all stuck up one another's asses. All the guys are gay for one another and constantly smack each other's asses in the halls, gym, bathroom, classroom etc. Everyone in this school is a fake ass bitch and stab, even their best friends, in the back. Word about things travel fast in this school, getting twisted along the way. Drugs are commonly passed throughout the halls during the school day, not making it hard to get "hooked up." Stay away from this school at all costs, who knows what diseases are in the air inside that school.
Stranger: Where did you go to school?
Ti Local: Ticonderoga High School.
Stranger: So a strip club.
Ti Local: .....basically.

Wakefield High School 

A high school In Arlington County, full of juuling freshmen, annoying ass sophmore, juniors who aren't shit and seniors who think they're the shit .where you get played all the time by assholes . It's where foreign students get to learn the harsh reality of high school. It's where if you're non PC you get fucked over
1: Hey you ever heared of wakefield High School
2: yeah, this where i went for high school
1: it's full of dick heads ,right?
2: yes

Jupiter High School

Jupiter High School is the single most worst school. It's gay as shit and only the most pussy ass bitches go here. Its the fucking worst.
Jupiter High School is for fucking pussy bitches, I fucking hate all the faggots that attend this shitty fucking school.
Jupiter High School by GayRetard6871 September 23, 2018