trump

Noun
1. Feces, dung, shit.

Verb
2. To defecate.

Oops, I just stepped in dog trump.

We need to change the baby's diaper. She's trumped.

Where is the bathroom? I need to take a trump.

by Grundar August 31, 2025

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Donald Trump

47th, and current president, of the United. He shouldn’t have won the election, but a bunch of angry young dudes who can’t get laid put him in power to strip away people’s rights.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump’s son, Baron, got caught committing rape sometime in the next few years.

by This is my handle okay February 13, 2025

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A modification of Hanlon's razor; to attribute both malice and stupidity when explaining one's behavior.

Hanlon's razor advises not to attribute malice to a behavior when it could be reasonably explained by stupidity - Trump's razor advises attributing both.

"Supporters of 47th President Trump cheered on as he promised tariffs, thinking it would harm the target nations and boost the US's economy. Both assumptions are incorrect and based in a lack of understanding of tariffs and harmful intent - hence another example of Trump's razor." - MSNBC, probably.

by ma02rc February 27, 2025

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Trump Card

When MAGA conservatives use their support for Trump to scare others and avoid consequences for something bad they've said or done.

MAGA: You're only firing me because I voted for Trump!

Boss: Don't try to pull the Trump card on me! You're being fired because you took a bath in the kitchen sink!

MAGA: LIBERAL SCUM!!!!!!!!!!

by Thehazer May 24, 2024

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