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Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening

"You can heave and strain on da wrench till Doomsday and never get a stubborn bolt loosened, but then just as soon as you ask a stronger --- and probably very busy himself --- person to come and help, DAT'S when da blasted bolt actually WILL yield, either when you give a final demonstrative yank on da wrench to show da second person how supposedly stuck da bolt is, or when he himself hauls back on da wrench and said previously-cranky bolt unscrews with little effort on his part, indicating dat your OWN last tug actually HAD cracked it free after all, and so if you had 'just given it one more go' yourself, you actually COULD have gotten da bolt out on your own, without having to interrupt your now-ears-smokingly-annoyed-at-being-needlessly-called-away colleague in da first place."
I wonder if da inventor of da impact wrench had originally felt prompted to do so due to his having frequently encountered Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening???
by QuacksO February 13, 2023
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Muricanism

Muricanisms is what people around the world (especially from a different culture group) are exposed to by observing/consuming/encountering murican culture and politics and its promotion (agenda) in murican games, shows, movies, news, articles, online discussions, podcasts, streams, videos, books, comics, traveling muricans, etc (this includes content with murican target audience as well, regardless of the country of origin).

(Unlike what muricans themselves would like to believe via their exceptionalism) This includes the entire spectrum of specific to murica politics:

the new season of murican elections, murican freedom, guns, the constitution, the fed, stocks, military budget, savior complex, welfare, healthcare, education, homelessness, rentcucking & neonomadic culture, suburbia, split zones city-planning, trucks&cars, super bowl, baseball, fake/lying behavior, psychotherapy and medication fanatism, mexicans & everything south of mexico, drugs, terrorism, christian denominations, race-fanaticism/blm, your newest edition of 'feminism and you, how can you simp harder' ツ, divorcerape, abortions, diversity quotas, new genders, lgbtq, pronouns, obesity copium, specifically murican memes..

and any other murican county, school, etc policy, that somehow finds its way to the news feed of another country or is unironically cared about or is uttered there.
"Amerika" is a famous german song that mocks some elements of mostly cold-war era muricanism.
- Have you seen the Super Bawl?
- The what?
by veinsofgold February 18, 2023
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Murphy Duck

The act of leaving a bar, restaurant, or other social gathering, usually serving alcohol, without informing your friends or party in advance, or only sharing the information with a select one/few before your departure. Chicago Southside in origin.
"Hey, anyone see Mick?"
"Ahh, the bastard musta pulled the Murphy Duck..."

"FFS... My ex just showed up. I'm gonna pull a Murphy Duck out the back before she sees me. Later..."
by Captain Pimptastic March 1, 2023
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murdoption

Its adoption and murder into one word. Once you murder the baby, God is adopting the baby.
Stop abortion, dont murder the baby. Adoption not murdoption.
by iLive4Jesus March 1, 2023
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mursyid

A name for a boy who has the most precious smile , soft eyes and angelic voice. You will fall in love with him at first sight. He is so pretty like angelic he looks like a prince from a disney movie, no even better then that. He is so handsome and fine and the nicest and sweetest person.He is loving, nurturing, kind, funny, intelligent, sensitive, spiritual, generous, extremely hot, respectful to all, and is a friend to everyone. He is wise, and lives his life with so much positivity and awareness. Is the most beautiful person inside and out. Has a heart of Gold, and is a true angel.
who is the boy with the cute soft smile?
his name is mursyid
by anonymous March 2, 2023
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murfiqah

Alway says gedik and select,
Like people who cheated on her ,
Never think fast...yeah poor name..
You attitude is like Murfiqah
by Hohokkuu March 4, 2023
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Murda Rate

A young Argentinian killer from the streets of Newark known for his violent beat down at Jackson square and his infamous March 4th street brawl that he initiated and tore apart the rival gangs from Patterson.
“Yo, don’t look him in the eyes but Murda rate is walking towards us.
by Newarkslime March 6, 2023
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