cheese 

1. A kind of food.
2. Not-honourable, cheap, unholy.

1. That mouse stole my cheese.
2. *Person A gets owned because Person B dropped mass siege tanks into Person A's base and finished it up in 20 secs with the help of the hax0r flamestrike+blizzard cheese combo*
Person B: "O_O pwned, i r teh secks"
Person A: "its cheese"

cheese by ItsTrue May 13, 2005

cheese weasel 

A man who prefers to perform cunnilingus on a woman while she has a yeast infection.

Debbie had a yeast infection this week and that dirty cheese weasel ate her out every day.

cheese weasel by GoinHAM March 2, 2008

gay cheese 

something that should be nice, but isnt atall

oh fuck, this milk/bread/gig/festival is off. its turned to fuking gay cheese!

gay cheese by 2 blokes an a baby February 26, 2008

Swiss Cheese 

The cheese that is formed after a Frenchman has his way with a cheese of any origin (usually a smelly, expensive cheese). The cheese boasts many holes... it should be obvious why.

"Dude, Christophe took my block of cheddar, now i've just got a wheel of swiss cheese!!!"

Swiss Cheese by LeilaJonssonBiotch January 1, 2008

Royale with cheese 

When you get the FINEST cock you've ever had...but it was unshowered, not clean, but still a damn nice cock.

Wow Jenny, I was jogging this morning and saw Bob. He said hey. We ended up doing some In and outs.
How was it Kelly?
It was a Royale with Cheese. If only he had a chance to take a shower. Then it would've been Le Big Mac!

Royale with cheese by Andi June 10, 2006

cheese dick 

When you dip your dick in cheese and get a midget girl to lick it off and then stick it in her ass.

Man, look at that midget bitch, I'd love to cheese dick her.

cheese dick by Mace from Spiffeh land September 4, 2008

cottage cheese 

A think white substance that accumulates in the vaginal area due to uncleanliness. It has the appearance of cottage cheese.

All of the guys were scared to sleep with Lara because she had a bad case of cottage cheese.

cottage cheese by STD Free March 16, 2008