the good uncle 

What the children called Josef Mengele, one of the camp doctors at Auschwitz famous for performing medical experiments on children - particularly on twins. He would provide the children with sweets, toys and new clothes but this was entirely cynical as he simply wanted them to co-operate in his experiments.

The Good Uncle gave me some sweeties today, then he said we were going to play a game called "up the chimney" - what fun!

the good uncle by Lord_Viral December 2, 2013

the golden 

A bad level that is aids to play

"have you played the golden yet"
"I would rather rip my eyes out and feed them to a badger than play it"

the golden by Ihatethegolden March 9, 2021

bury the general 

the process in which a male inserts an oversized penis into a smaller female's tight vagina.

Fred: "Yea man did you bury the general with jenny last night?"
Eric:"Fuck yea!"

bury the general by Fezandliz December 8, 2007

fight the go-back urge 

The moment of anguish you face at a fast-food restaurant when you want to go back and get more food, yet realize that if you do, you will regret it in about an hour.

"Man, I really could go for another double-stack. I'm trying to fight the go-back urge."

fight the go-back urge by mp2009 February 2, 2009

Cuddling the Gecko

The subsequent euphoria felt following an arduous internet search, especially for automobile insurance.

Jill: How was your day?
Jack: I'm "cuddling the gecko"!
Jill: Oh, you finally found a deal on your car insurance?
Jack: Yup!!

Cuddling the Gecko by ryandapilot March 23, 2010

moving the goalposts

A fancy way of saying sabotage of what somebody is trying to get done, fucking with someone's life.

The dork would always start moving the goalposts whenever she started to get eaten alive at the game she created.

moving the goalposts by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021

treetops are touching the ground 

When you become older and your chest starts to sag.

"Jeez Maybelle, my treetops used to reach for the sun and now my treetops are touching the ground."

treetops are touching the ground by Becs The Secretary May 30, 2006