Dirty Carlo 

The act of sneaking into the orca inclosure at sea world and beating your meat while also pleasuring the orcas until both you and the orca sporadically orgasm at the same time causing the Rapture setting of the plot for This is The End by Seth Rogen.

Oh shit, I accidentally did a Dirty Carlo on Wednesday and now the world is over.

Dirty Carlo by Miwo July 27, 2023

Dirty Micheline

dirty micheline: when you spot your crush in the hallway or in public and immediately jizz in your pants and then you feel your face and it’s a little bit dry so you use your cum as moisturizer

talia: bro are you okay? what’s that stuff on your face?
micheline: sorry i’m fine it’s just my crush was in the same 50 meters as me so i pulled a dirty micheline

Dirty Micheline by ya girl miche September 15, 2023

dirty Brayden Mapley 

When a man really really hates them fucking black ass, tree climbing, watermelon eating loving monkeys. this is from the bottom of their heart, and no one can change them, they feel this way because they were once raped by a black man when they were just a kid, and never could look at them the same way.

You are a dirty Brayden Mapley

dirty Brayden Mapley by DADDY CAMO October 19, 2023

Dirty Danny

Taking one's shit stained underpants and placing them upon another's head while he or she is asleep. Poopy!

My roommate left his shitstained underpants on the bathroom floor, so I gave him a dirty danny! Poop!

Dirty Danny by Hanniballs August 15, 2006

Dirty Ninja 

A sexual act performed by a man for his partner. The man will shit on the face of his partner then wipe it off of the eyes in a horizontal direction with his penis. The partner will be left with a shit-mask resembling that of a ninja. Then, the man will insert his shit-covered cock into his partner's mouth when they are least expecting it, thus leading the partner into a ninja-like attack stance by the sudden insertion.

Steve begged me for a Dirty Ninja last night but I decided to use a nicely aged Alaskan pipeline on him instead.

Dirty Ninja by DirtyNinja April 14, 2008

dirty jordi 

when someone is passed out on the floor and you put your penis in their mouth

jordan gave girl a dirty jordi last night

dirty jordi by sam luce January 9, 2008

Dirty Squirrel 

when fucking a chick(missionary preferably), insert your balls(nuts) into the chicks ass.

Can be done easier if is a warm night/day and chick recently just took it in the ass.

After railing jill in the ass i laid her down and gave her the dirty squirrel.

Dirty Squirrel by J-with March 29, 2008