Real name: Donald Drumph. Cheated to win presidency in 2016 and has had like five wives and even his current one wants nothing to do with him. How to look like Donald Trump! step one: eat 23 big Macs. step two: roll yourself in cheeto dust. step three: lose half your hair. step four: consume some motherfucking shit and become one with what u eat.

"Damn that donald trump man looks like the shit that rolled out of my ass this morning!"

Donald Trump by I make Definitions Bree December 7, 2021

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Donald Trump

The rightful president

Hey Donald Trump is the rightful president

Donald Trump by Goodperson09132 May 10, 2022

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Donald trump

when your mom doesn't want you to marry some one

don't marry him he's one of those Donald Trumps

Donald trump by pets rule 1239999999999999 May 19, 2022

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His Biden’s taking a Trump

Another term for taking a shit, or literally; “your ass is taking a shit”. Makes sense because ‘Trump’ and ‘Biden’ are proper definitions for ‘Shit’ and ‘Ass’.

Gerald: Hey where’s Richard?

Marcus: Oh his Biden’s taking a Trump he’ll be right out.

Gerald: Oh ok.

His Biden’s taking a Trump by Some other random guy November 30, 2020

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