Something blue crew

A bridal ride or die, an extension bridal party but amplified. A high honor human, with sight naughty naughty tendencies. Bridal party similarity with far more risks to be taken, a true definition of wing lady extraordinaire and LOML quality human being.

My something blue crew truly are the party starters.

by Blueboo February 5, 2022

wednesday blue-balls

The day after (usually Wednesday) when your girlfriend finishes her “cycle” and you are so horny that she denies you any sex!

Wednesday morning: Bobby: “Hey baby...do you wanna have some adult fun tonight?”
Jennifer “I don’t know...I don't really feel in the mood!”
Bobby: “I figured you would give me the Wednesday Blue-balls so I will just fuck my secretary today after work! Thanks baby!”

by CBR_Rider February 21, 2018

The Blue Moon Shave

When a man shaves his hairy ass for the viewing pleasure of his lady.

She was happy to see he had given himself the blue moon shave.

by The Blue Moon Man March 4, 2010

Need a girlfriend blues

Can’t survive on my own.

Need a girlfriend blues. I screwed up and now she hates me. :(

by WorseThanHitler October 30, 2020

blue chicken and waffles

When you sit in the car eating KFC while your girlfriend is in the gyno office.

Her snatch was nasty so we decided to have a blue chicken and waffles brunch.

by usedcarsalesman#17 December 19, 2017

Blue-State Problems

Social and economic problems that are usually found in Blue(left-wing) States.

Weird how a lot of recent shootings and bankruptcies seem to be happening in mostly Democratic states, talk about Blue-State Problems.

by Rapscallion-Lad December 30, 2013

Blue devil disaster

The opposite of a red pillmoment

Did you have a blue devil disaster yet?

by Sexydimma January 22, 2022