Chromebook Kid 

A kid who is physically glued to their chromebook and most likely chronically online. They are also usually lunch runners, and also extremely cringe.

Sometimes they will walk up to you and try and shake your hand saying “salutations! can i steal your soul??”

additionally, if the teacher asks the chromebook kid to close their chromebook they will do one of two things: rage out like a cocomelon kid deprived of their ipad, or have a full blown mental breakdown.

Person A: Have you seen that one guy?
Person B: Oh you mean the chromebook kid?
Person A: Yeah……

Chromebook Kid by skibussy toolet October 1, 2024

semi-kid 

A young teenager (13-15) or preteen (10-12). The word can be spelled without the hyphen and used interchangeably with semi-child

I am a 13-year-old semi-kid.

semi-kid by the random. October 26, 2024

gifted kid 

someone who procrastinates and leaves projects and test studies for the last minute, but then magically turns on 120% of their brain power to get everything done on time. and, gets away with it because they still manage to get good grades somehow.

guy 1 : oh, look at that gifted kid. he's so smart
guy 2 : he's not really smart. he's just good at studying the last moment
*20 years later*
guy 1 : why is the gifted kid smoking weed?
guy 2 : he couldn't keep up unlike us who actually studied.

gifted kid by Ahson_ November 21, 2024

MacBook kid 

Like an iPad kid, but uses a MacBook Air or MacBook Pro instead of an iPad, often prefers a keyboard and mouse or keyboard and trackpad, knows how to use macOS and the Terminal, is tech-savvy, and is less brainrot-addled, a bit more intelligent, and asks the bigger questions to life compared to an iPad kid. Basically the opposite of an iPad kid.

Person 1: This is insert name here. They're insert age here.
MacBook kid: I have just finished making a new AAA title in Xcode 16.1!
Person 2: They are much smarter than my iPad kid. That smart kid is surely a MacBook kid!

MacBook kid by Microboy2 November 21, 2024

net kid

Netkids (noun)
A generation of kids who grew up neglected or unsupervised by their parents or guardians, turning to the internet as their primary source of comfort and/or entertainment. Often characterized by (but not limited to,) having a deep connection between niche communities, NSFL/NSFW sites or forums, Youtubers, games, self-taught drawing skills, and memes that they were exposed to, mainly at an early age. (Can be used in a negative or positive connotation.)

"I can't believe parents give their children an Ipad and expect everything to be okay. All they're doing is raising them to become net kids."
alternatively,
"Sometimes I feel like the internet raised me more than my parents did. I'm just another stupid netkid."

net kid by rebic November 22, 2024

The kid laboi toy 

Alex Balm

The kid laboi toy is someone similar to Alex

The kid laboi toy by The Kid Laroi Fan November 25, 2024

city kid 

usually described as a bop or basic white bitch, they are out of touch and will vote for the current blood sucking democrat or liberal, if you live in Canada, this kid is probably named hijab and come from India or Pakistan or wherever the fuck the desert people come from, the key to identify this person is

1) look if they are eating curry or are brown
2) they speak derka derka

3) they cant shut the fuck up about how bad there desert was and how they have 15 siblings
4) extremely fucking smelly, "its not in my culture to shower or use deodorant"
5) doesn't know what country they are ruining "you Americans don't know how to cook" (meanwhile you are in Canada)

"Derka derka derka" says the Pakistani city kid in Toronto

city kid by Quizzleington January 11, 2025