hi girly pop 

A deceptively sweet opener used to soften the blow of a soul-crushing revelation. Usually followed by tea no one asked for but absolutely cannot ignore. Most commonly deployed by someone pretending to be friendly while emotionally shanking you with a glitter-covered dagger.

Used when:
• Someone’s about to drop gossip that will ruin your relationship.
• Your life is about to become a drama TikTok.
• The phrase “no offense” just isn’t strong enough to brace you.

Hi girly pop, just wondering if you’re still with Aaron because he’s been reacting to my bikini pics with heart eyes…

Hi girly pop, you have a run in your leggings and I’ve been sleeping with your man two nights a week. K well, have a nice day! Xoxo

hi girly pop by girlypopgold June 25, 2025

kpop coma / k-pop coma 

K-pop coma is when you've gone a long time without listening to kpop and actively keeping up with your favourite idols while also not actively listening and learning more about other idols.

1) LALALALA by Stray Kids pulled me back from my 2-month kpop coma / k-pop coma.
2) After my exams I fell on a kpop coma and when I came back EVERGLOW had lost 2 members?!
3) XLOV's I'mma Be saved me from my k-pop coma. I stan!

kpop coma / k-pop coma by marsoupilami August 10, 2025

Wisconsin Tootsie Pop 

Your partner puts on a bunch of deodorant and you have to lick it all off and then eat their ass immediately afterwards

Spongey me boy get the deodorant ready I’m ready for the Wisconsin tootsie pop-Eugene Krabs

Wisconsin Tootsie Pop by LemonJuice58 August 18, 2025

Norwegian Cake Pop

The act of eating a light bulb, gagging yourself to puke it out, glueing it back together and then shoving it up someone else's asshole and then eat it again and restart the process.

"Yo twin i'm bored you Norwegian Cake Pop each other real quick."

Norwegian Cake Pop by Mr. Norwegian Cake Pop November 12, 2025

Sniffing The Pop

The act of riding your pointer finger (fingering your butt) and smelling the finger.

I couldn’t help myself from sniffing the pop last night

Sniffing The Pop by Throck octavious January 21, 2026

The King Of Pop

This is a term to define King Michael Joseph Jackson who is said to be dead but is alive.

The King Of Pop is alive
The King Of Pop is The one and only Michael Jackson
The King Of Pop is still Single and have never been on serious dates.

The King Of Pop by Jackson Monilium March 18, 2026

Australian push-pop

The act of shoving your thumb up a guy's ass, unexpectedly.

Get it, bc its down unda?

Macy got home and ran into my room holding a towel around her thumb.

"omg natalee I just turned this guy into an Australian push-pop-"

"Why the fuck would you do that??? Wash your god damn hands!"

Australian push-pop by Junebug700 April 10, 2026