tunnel of life and death

The vaginal opening in which a baby is pushed out of, or a woman who lays with multiple men and has multiple babies can receive the nickname tunnel of life. But in some cases the baby is not formed and the egg dies, causing blood to flow forth from the opening betwixt the lips of the vagina unless egg had been fertilized.

Dude Tammy almost had sex with me but she was on her period so I backed off.
I would too! I won't touch that tunnel of death!

Hey Ted, make any babies lately?
Hell yes! They be callin that bitch the tunnel of life she be poppin em out like mexicans!

Women are the tunnel of life and death. Just ask their vaginas!

by Hexous1 April 12, 2015

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Best day of your life

And you owe it all to ME.

Hym "If a charlatan and a sentient muffin were investing all their resources into spiting my you wouldn't have had the best day of your life just there. That was me. Full credit. Not a good herald. Bad."

by Hym Iam April 06, 2024

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life suport

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life suport isnt needed

by NIHYAH April 12, 2022

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it's a good life

A saying that a person will say if the conversation isn't going well, or if he/she doesn't have anything else to say because you left them having in the conversation.

"Yeah, that was fun."
"Yep."
"...it's a good life."

by Pineapple apple pen June 01, 2017

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